System...fo::VMS(3pm)

πŸ’– System::Info::VMS β€” bestie edition πŸ’–

okay so this is the User Contributed Perl Documentation page for System::Info::VMS, and it's literally the little object that goes and finds out all the VMS tea for you. no cap. πŸ¦‹


✨ NAME ✨

System::Info::VMS β€” the object that holds all your very specific VMS info. it's giving "niche but make it useful." πŸ’…


🌸 DESCRIPTION 🌸

πŸŽ€ $si->prepare_sysinfo

this one uses os-specific tools to go find out more about the system. like, snooping but consensual. πŸ”

πŸŽ€ $si->prepare_os

and this one uses os-specific tools to go find out more about the operating system itself. same energy, different target. operating system lore unlocked fr fr. πŸ‘‘


okay so legal bit, but make it cute:

(c) 2016-2026, Abe Timmerman & H.Merijn Brand, All rights reserved. πŸ’œ

with contributions from Jarkko Hietaniemi, Campo Weijerman, Alan Burlison, Allen Smith, Alain Barbet, Dominic Dunlop, Rich Rauenzahn, David Cantrell. the whole squad showed up and we love that for them. 🫢

This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself. slay.

see also, the receipts:

⚠️ heads up bestie: This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. so like, no promises, we're all just vibing. πŸ’€

and that's the whole page, periodt. this beauty ships as perl v5.40.1, dated 2026-01-25 β€” go forth and prepare_sysinfo responsibly. πŸŒˆβœ¨πŸ’–

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