Graph:...:Datum(3pm)

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Okay so bestie, welcome to SVG::Graph::Data::Datum β€” and yes, that's the whole name section, it literally just says:

SVG::Graph::Data::Datum - SVG::Graph::Data::Datum object

That's it. That's the lore. It's a Datum object for SVG::Graph::Data, and the docs are out here giving main character energy with zero dialogue. We're in the User Contributed Perl Documentation section, page Graph:...:Datum(3pm), and ngl the vibes are immaculate but the information density is lowkey a vibe check failure. 😭


✨ METHODS ✨

Bestie. Sit down. I need you to know something before we go through these: every single method below has the exact same fully blank scaffold. Title is filled in, and literally everything else β€” Usage, Function, Example, Returns, Args β€” is empty. Not "empty" like mysterious, empty like my iced coffee at 4pm. 🧊

So I'm not gonna make stuff up (that would be fake and we don't do fake 🫢). What I am gonna do is show you each one, verbatim, so you know exactly what the module author left us. Seven methods, seven identical little blank templates. Slay, I guess? πŸ’€

πŸŽ€ new πŸŽ€

The constructor, presumably, because it's called new and that's how Perl do. But the docs said nothing so I say nothing. Here's the entire record:

Title   : new
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🌸 init 🌸

init! Iconic name. Absolutely zero elaboration. Chef's kiss of a documentation strategy. ✨

Title   : init
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πŸ¦‹ x πŸ¦‹

The x coordinate (probably!), but I'm not gonna claim that as fact because the page doesn't. One lowercase letter and a whole lot of silence.

Title   : x
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🌈 y 🌈

Sequel to x. Same energy. Same emptiness. Same beautiful minimalism. πŸ’œ

Title   : y
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⭐ z ⭐

Three-dimensional queen. z said "I'm here too" and then provided no further context. Respect.

Title   : z
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πŸ“ label πŸ“

A label, bestie! For labeling! That's the whole thought the docs had and honestly it's more than some of the others gave us.

Title   : label
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🧚 check 🧚

check β€” sounds like it checks something. Does it? The manpage refuses to confirm. We simply do not know. Iykyk and I do not know. πŸ™ˆ

Title   : check
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Real talk moment πŸ’€ β€” if you actually need to use any of these, the source code is your bestie now, because this page is giving "documentation pending" and nothing else. No cap, I'm not hiding anything from you β€” there is literally nothing else on this page to hide. What you see above is the whole thing.

And that's the page, bestie! πŸŽ€ Written by the mysterious "User Contributed Perl Documentation" collective, shipped with perl v5.36.0, dated 2022-12-12. Seven methods, seven mystery boxes, one very cute page. Go forth and read the source, mwah πŸ’‹πŸ«Ά

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