RPM::G...coding(3pm)

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version 0.34 Β· 2 versions
, in fedora 43

RPM::G...coding(3pm) πŸ’–

ok bestie so this is a page from the User Contributed Perl Documentation collection, and ngl it's giving "unfinished masterpiece" energy. Like someone set up the whole vibe and then dipped. We're gonna walk through every single crumb that's actually here, no skipping, periodt. πŸŽ€


✨ NAME ✨

FIXME β€” FIXME

yeah. that's it. that's the name. iconic in its emptiness fr fr. πŸ’€


✨ SYNOPSIS ✨

use Fixme::FIXME;

....

so you load the module with use Fixme::FIXME; and then... the .... is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. it's giving placeholder main character energy. πŸ¦‹


✨ DESCRIPTION ✨

FIXME fixme fixme fixme

bestie I wish I was kidding. the entire description is literally the word fixme four times. lowkey the most honest manpage ever written. 😭


✨ CONSTRUCTOR ✨

heads up: this section is marked FIXME-only if OO β€” meaning it only applies if the module is object-oriented, and it's a FIXME placeholder. πŸ™ˆ

new( FIXME-args )

FIXME FIXME describe constructor

translation: there's a constructor called new that takes FIXME-args, and someone was supposed to describe it and did not. the audacity. πŸ’…


✨ METHODS ✨

FIXME document methods β€” the whole methods section is a to-do list, bestie. but here's what we got:

method1

...

method2

...

two methods, both literally ..., zero documentation. we love a mysterious queen. ✨


✨ EXPORTED FUNCTIONS ✨

(this section is here. it is empty. it is valid. it is serving nothing and everything at once.) 🫢


✨ EXPORTED CONSTANTS ✨

(also present! also empty! consistency, honestly.) 🌸


✨ EXPORTABLE FUNCTIONS ✨

(third one in the empty-section trilogy. a trilogy, bestie.) πŸŽ€


✨ FILES ✨

(no files listed. mysterious.) πŸ¦‹


✨ DIAGNOSTICS ✨

ok so this is the one section with actual, real, usable info in it. sit up straight, bestie. πŸ‘‘

NonUtf8

Packaging guidelines require that the rpm specfile be encoded in UTF-8. This message code indicates that your specfile includes characters that are not valid in UTF-8.

so basically: if you see this, your specfile has some cursed bytes in it and the packaging guidelines said no. fix your encoding before the vibes get rejected. 😭

FIXME: link to packaging guidelines

(yes, that FIXME is in the original. the author left a note to future self. relatable.) πŸ’œ


✨ SEE ALSO ✨

L<>

and that's it. an empty L<>. a link to absolutely nowhere. a portal with no destination. no cap, it's poetic actually. πŸŒ€


✨ AUTHOR ✨

Ed Santiago <santiago@redhat.com> πŸ’–

give it up for Ed, the only real name in this whole document. 🫢


✨ POD ERRORS ✨

omg the plot twist β€” the doc even drags itself. here's the tea:

Hey! The above document had some coding errors, which are explained below:

Around line 188:

An empty L<>

so yeah, the empty L<> we clocked in SEE ALSO? perl itself noticed and filed a complaint. self-aware king behavior honestly. πŸ’€βœ¨


so that's the whole page, every last crumb, nothing skipped, nothing invented. it's a skeleton of a manpage wearing a full outfit, and we respect it. πŸŽ€πŸ’…

and for the cute sign-off: this little artifact comes from perl v5.42.0, dated 2025-07-25, and its manual page name is RPM::G...coding(3pm) β€” mwah, stay encoded in UTF-8 bestie, ily πŸ¦‹πŸ’–

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