Protoco...Success(3)

📦 version 0.007, in alpine 3.24

💖 Protocol::XMPP::Success(3) — the whole entire manual, bestie 💖

Okay so gather round, because we're reading a man page together and honestly? This one is short. It's in section 3 of the manual (that's the library-functions section, iykyk), and it lives under "User Contributed Perl Documentation" — so it's a Perl module doc, bestie, not a command you run in your shell. ✨

The module's name is Protocol::XMPP::Success, and its whole personality is in the NAME section:

Indicate success for an operation. That's it. That's the vibe. 🎀

✨ NAME ✨

Protocol::XMPP::Success — indicate success for an operation. Slay. Iconic. Ten out of ten, no notes. 💅

🦋 SYNOPSIS 🦋

Bestie. I have to be so fr with you right now. There is nothing here. The SYNOPSIS section exists — the heading is right there — but it is empty. No code block, no usage line, no example. A whole lot of nothing. 💀

So like, vibe check: whatever the original doc says is the synopsis, that's what you get, and what you get is silence. 🌸

🎀 DESCRIPTION 🎀

Also empty, bestie!! 😭 The DESCRIPTION heading is present and then the page just... moves on to the next heading. So there is no prose description of this module in the original, and I'm not about to make one up because that would be lying and lying is not the move. 🙈

What we do know — from the NAME section, the only part that's actually filled in — is that this thing is about indicating success for an operation. That's the entire factual content. Everything else is ✨mystery✨.

🧚 METHODS 🧚

The METHODS heading is here too, and it is also empty. No methods are listed. Not one. Not even a little one. 🫶

So no, I can't tell you what methods exist — the original page doesn't say. The way that I refuse to invent API surface for you. 💜

👑 AUTHOR 👑

The author, the main character of this page, the one who signed off:

  • Tom Molesworth — tom@perlsite.co.uk 💖

🌈 LICENSE 🌈

Okay so this part is actually filled in, and it's important, so listen up:

  • Copyright Tom Molesworth 2010-2026.
  • Licensed under the same terms as Perl itself.

That's the whole license paragraph, character for character. Don't make me come back there. ⭐

Real talk for a sec: if you were hoping for options, flags, exit statuses, environment variables, files, or a SEE ALSO list — this page has none of those. It's NAME, SYNOPSIS, DESCRIPTION, METHODS, AUTHOR, LICENSE. That's the whole itinerary. Don't let anyone tell you different. 🔥

And that's the page, bestie! 🎀 She's short, she's sweet, she's giving minimalist main-character energy. This was Protoco...Success(3) from perl v5.42.2, dated 2026-02-15, and honestly? Ate. 💅✨🦋

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