Protoco...cription(3)

💅 NAME 💅

okay so bestie, this page is about Protocol::Database::PostgreSQL::Backend::RowDescription — that's the whole name, no notes, it's giving long module name main character energy ✨ (you might see it squished down to Protoco...cription(3) in your terminal and honestly? relatable, we've all been abbreviated against our will 😭)

🫶 DESCRIPTION 🫶

ngl, the original literally has nothing here. Like, zero. Empty. A whole section with no text in it. Not one crumb of description 😭 so there's genuinely nothing for me to explain — no options, no behaviour, no secret lore, just vibes and a heading sitting there all by itself 💀

I'm not gonna make stuff up about it either, because that would be a lie and lying is not iconic. If you need the details, go read the source, bestie 🦋

🌸 AUTHOR 🌸

The one and only Tom Molesworth <TEAM@cpan.org> wrote this 💖 shoutout to Tom, preciate you 👑

🎀 LICENSE 🎀

Copyright Tom Molesworth 2010-2019.

Licensed under the same terms as Perl itself 🐪 periodt, that's the whole legal situation.

lowkey if you were hoping for a big juicy description, sorry bestie — the section's empty in the original and I'm keeping it 100% 💯 no cap, the facts stay exactly as they were 🧚

✿ﾟ･｡･ﾟ✿ sign-off szn ✿ﾟ･｡･ﾟ✿

this lil page came to you courtesy of perl v5.42.2, dated 2026-02-15 — slay, stay hydrated, and may all your row descriptions be ever in your favour 🌈⭐🦋