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πŸ“¦ version 2.001, in alpine 3.24

πŸ¦‹ NAME πŸ¦‹

okay so bestie, this page is about Protocol::Database::PostgreSQL::Backend::PortalSuspended β€” and yes, that name is a whole entire mouthful, iykyk 😭 she's a Perl module, living under the Protocol::Database::PostgreSQL::Backend tree, and that's literally her whole name, no cap, type it exactly like that πŸ’…

✨ fun fact: this is from the User Contributed Perl Documentation, so it's giving community-crafted, not core-core 🫢


🌸 DESCRIPTION 🌸

okay so here's the thing… there is no description here. like, at all. bestie, the section is literally empty πŸ’€ the manpage opens the DESCRIPTION heading and then just. nothing. silence. a void. the vibes are immaculate but the words are not there πŸ™ˆ

so like, I can't tell you what it does β€” because the page doesn't. no options, no flags, no arguments, no environment variables, no file paths, no exit statuses, no signals, no examples, no warnings, no bug notes. none of it. zero. nada. it's a minimalist icon, and honestly? respect πŸ‘‘

ngl, if you were hoping for the lore, this page is not serving it. no invented facts here, periodt β€” I'm not gonna make stuff up about a module just because the page is quiet 🧚

πŸ’– AUTHOR πŸ’–

  • Tom Molesworth <TEAM@cpan.org> β€” the mastermind, the main character, the one who put their name on this πŸŽ€

πŸ‘‘ LICENSE πŸ‘‘

Copyright Tom Molesworth 2010-2019. Licensed under the same terms as Perl itself. so like, same-terms-as-Perl energy, you already know the deal πŸ’œ


and that's the whole page, bestie β€” short and sweet and lowkey iconic 🌈

sign-off szn: this little gem is perl v5.42.2, dated 2026-02-15, and it came to you straight from the User Contributed Perl Documentation crew β€” slay πŸ’…βœ¨πŸ”₯

πŸ“¦ where this page comes from