Protoco...omplete(3)

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💅 Protoco...omplete(3) — like, the whole vibe

okay so bestie, listen: this is a page from User Contributed Perl Documentation (the abbreviation on the tin is literally Protoco...omplete(3), iconic truncation honestly), and the star of the show is a module with the longest, most main-character name ever:

Protocol::Database::PostgreSQL::Backend::ParseComplete

that's it. that's the name. type it out, no cap. 🫶

✨ NAME ✨

Protocol::Database::PostgreSQL::Backend::ParseComplete — yes the whole thing, every colon, we are not abbreviating, we are not skipping a single ::. periodt. 💅

🦋 DESCRIPTION 🦋

ngl bestie… the description section is empty. like, literally blank. zero words. a whole vibe check with nothing behind it. 🙈

so there's nothing to explain here — no options, no arguments, no return values, no caveats. just a name and a dream. if you were waiting for the lore drop, this is the entire lore:

Protocol::Database::PostgreSQL::Backend::ParseComplete

that's the module. go forth, use it, slay. ✨

lowkey the most honest manpage ever wrote — it said what it needed to say and dipped. 💀

👑 AUTHOR 👑

  • Tom Molesworth — <TEAM@cpan.org> 💖 (yes that's the literal address, put it in your To: field, be normal about it)

🌸 LICENSE 🌸

  • Copyright Tom Molesworth 2010-2019.
  • Licensed under the same terms as Perl itself. 🎀

so like, the same terms as Perl itself — that's the license, that's the whole license, i'm not adding anything because i'm not a lawyer and i'm not gonna invent terms. 🧚

⭐ the cute sign-off ⭐

and that's the page, bestie! 🎉 this one shipped as part of perl v5.42.2, dated 2026-02-15 — mark your calendar, frame it, it's giving documentation history. 🌈💜

now go perldoc something else, i love you, bye 🫶✨

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