Protoco...Response(3)

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💅 Protoco...Response(3) — like, the group chat edition 🎀

okay so real talk: this page is from the User Contributed Perl Documentation collection, and the manual name on the tin is literally Protoco...Response(3) — yes, with the dots, bestie, they truncated it 😭. No cap, that's how it's printed.

✨ NAME ✨

Protocol::Database::PostgreSQL::Backend::FunctionCallResponse

that's it. that's the whole name. she's long, she's got that full package-path energy, and she ate. 👑

🦋 DESCRIPTION 🦋

bestie. there is nothing here. 😭

fr fr — the DESCRIPTION section is empty on this one. No prose, no vibe, no explanation. Just a heading sitting there in main character energy with absolutely no text under it. I'm as shook as you are. 💀

so if you came here looking for what this module actually does? Not in this page, babe. This page is not giving lore. It's giving name and legal stuff only. 🙈

🌸 AUTHOR 🌸

Tom Molesworth <TEAM@cpan.org>

shoutout to Tom, the icon who made this 🫶 — that's the address right there, character for character, so you can slide into the metaphorical inbox.

🌈 LICENSE 🌈

Copyright Tom Molesworth 2010-2019. Licensed under the same terms as Perl itself.

so: copyright Tom Molesworth, 2010-2019, and the license is the same terms as Perl itself. periodt. 🎀

🧚 a lil sign-off from me to you 💖

That's the whole page, bestie — no secrets hiding in here. It's perl v5.42.2, dated 2026-02-15, straight from the User Contributed Perl Documentation shelf. Go forth and be iconic. ⭐🌸💜

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