Plack:...::Timer(3pm)

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version 0.18 Β· 3 versions
, in ubuntu noble, ubuntu resolute, ubuntu stonking

πŸ’– Plack::Middleware::Debug::Timer β€” bestie edition πŸ’–

okay so real talk: this page is user contributed Perl documentation, section 3pm, and the module living here is Plack::Middleware::Debug::Timer. (the header line up top squishes it down to Plack:...::Timer(3pm) bc it's a whole mouthful, but we know her πŸ’…)


✨ NAME ✨

Plack::Middleware::Debug::Timer β€” it's a debug panel whose entire job is to time the request. that's it, that's the girl. β±οΈπŸ‘‘


πŸ¦‹ SYNOPSIS πŸ¦‹

Plack::Middleware::Debug::Timer->new;

one line. no drama. she said what she said. 🫢


🌸 DESCRIPTION 🌸

okay bestie, sit down, because this is going to be the fastest section in manual-page history:

there is nothing here.

like, the section exists. it's labeled. it is empty. no words. no paragraphs. no notes. the DESCRIPTION heading is out here with main character energy and absolutely zero content behind it. πŸ’€ and ngl, I'm not about to make stuff up and pretend it was in the original β€” so: empty is empty, fr fr. πŸ™ˆ


πŸ’… METHODS πŸ’…

and the METHODS section? same vibe. completely empty. not one method written down. no signatures, no arguments, no return values. silence. iconic of her honestly.

not me gaslighting you β€” both of those sections genuinely have nothing in them in the source. check it yourself, I'll wait. πŸ“

πŸ’€ BUGS AND LIMITATIONS πŸ’€

good news, bestie: no bugs have been reported. ✨ clean sheet. flawless. no cap.

but if you do find something wrong, or you want a new feature like a little gremlin, don't sit on it β€” please report any bugs or feature requests through the web interface at:

http://rt.cpan.org

that's the whole plan. go tell them. πŸ‘‘


πŸŽ€ INSTALLATION πŸŽ€

need to know how to get a Perl module installed, or what your options even are? go read perlmodinstall β€” it's got the information and the options on installing Perl modules. that's the plug. 🫢


🌈 AVAILABILITY 🌈

so where do you get this thing?

and listen β€” instead of sending patches, please fork this project using the standard git and github infrastructure. that's the move. fork it, don't mail it. πŸ’…

πŸ‘‘ AUTHORS πŸ‘‘

the legends behind this:

  • Marcel Gruenauer, <marcel@cpan.org>
  • Tatsuhiko Miyagawa, <miyagawa@bulknews.net>

two icons, one module. ate. πŸ”₯


Copyright 2009 by Marcel Gruenauer

This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself.

so basically: yes you can redistribute it, yes you can modify it, same terms as Perl itself. periodt. πŸ’œ

aaaand that's the whole page, bestie πŸŽ€ this was Plack:...::Timer(3pm) β€” perl v5.36.0, dated 2022-10-14, and yes it literally is a whole manual page where two of the sections are empty and I respect her for that 🫢✨ bye ily!

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