POE::C...Process(3pm)

💖 NAME 💖

okay bestie, so this is POE::Component::SimpleDBI::SubProcess — and it's the backend of POE::Component::SimpleDBI. that's the whole vibe. it's the little module behind the curtain doing the actual work while the main one takes the credit. iconic behavior honestly 🎀

it lives in the User Contributed Perl Documentation section, so it's filed under POE::C...Process(3pm) like all the other perl 3pm girlies 💅

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✨ VERSION ✨

this doc describes v1.31 of POE::Component::SimpleDBI::SubProcess — released November 05, 2014 as part of POE-Component-SimpleDBI. yes it's giving vintage, yes it still slays 🦋

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🌸 DESCRIPTION 🌸

so here's the tea, bestie: this module is the one responsible for implementing the guts of POE::Component::SimpleDBI. the whole main character energy — the actual heavy lifting — lives right here 🫶

and what exactly are those guts? two things, no cap:

• the fork/exec — like, actually spawning the process
• the connection to the DBI — like, actually talking to your database

that's it. that's the job. someone had to do it, and it was her 👑

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💜 SEE ALSO 💜

pls go look at these modules/websites for more info about this module, bestie, they got you:

• POE::Component::SimpleDBI

(one single entry and she's carrying the entire cross-reference section. we love a minimalist queen 🎀)

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⭐ AUTHOR ⭐

Apocalypse <APOCAL@cpan.org> — absolute legend, wrote the whole thing, name goes hard fr fr 💀✨

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💖 COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE 💖

this software is copyright (c) 2014 by Apocalypse.

this is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself. so like, go off, do your thing 🌈

the full text of the license can be found in the LICENSE file included with this distribution. it's right there, bestie, read it iykyk 📄

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💀 DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY 💀

okay so this part is the serious one, no jokes, keep your wig on 🙈

THERE IS NO WARRANTY FOR THE PROGRAM, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW. EXCEPT WHEN OTHERWISE STATED IN WRITING THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND/OR OTHER PARTIES PROVIDE THE PROGRAM "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. THE ENTIRE RISK AS TO THE QUALITY AND PERFORMANCE OF THE PROGRAM IS WITH YOU. SHOULD THE PROGRAM PROVE DEFECTIVE, YOU ASSUME THE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR OR CORRECTION.

translation bestie: if it breaks, that's on you. no refunds, no take-backs, no "but i thought—". the program showed up in its pajamas and you said yes. 💅

IN NO EVENT UNLESS REQUIRED BY APPLICABLE LAW OR AGREED TO IN WRITING WILL ANY COPYRIGHT HOLDER, OR ANY OTHER PARTY WHO MODIFIES AND/OR CONVEYS THE PROGRAM AS PERMITTED ABOVE, BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR DAMAGES, INCLUDING ANY GENERAL, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE PROGRAM (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LOSS OF DATA OR DATA BEING RENDERED INACCURATE OR LOSSES SUSTAINED BY YOU OR THIRD PARTIES OR A FAILURE OF THE PROGRAM TO OPERATE WITH ANY OTHER PROGRAMS), EVEN IF SUCH HOLDER OR OTHER PARTY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

okay so even if someone literally warned you this would happen, still not their problem. that's the deal. periodt 🔥

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and that's the whole page, bestie 🫶 this lil gem came from perl v5.42.0, dated 2025-07-25, and it's filed as POE::C...Process(3pm) in your friendly neighborhood User Contributed Perl Documentation. go forth and connect to that DBI, you got this 💖✨🎀