Net::CL...:IPC_Run(3)

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version 2.400002 · 3 versions
, in fedora 43

🎀 Net::CL...:IPC_Run(3) 🎀

okay bestie so real talk, this page comes straight out of the User Contributed Perl Documentation, and it's the entry for Net::CL...:IPC_Run — yeah, the (3) at the end is just the section number, and the name really is written with those little dots in the middle, so I'm keeping them exactly as they are, no editing, no "fixing", periodt. 💅

🙈 THE VIBE CHECK 🙈

not me having to tell you this, but... there is literally nothing here.

like, no cap. The entire page is the header line and the footer line. That's it. That's the whole thing.

  • no NAME section
  • no SYNOPSIS
  • no DESCRIPTION
  • no OPTIONS, no flags, no arguments, no defaults
  • no ENVIRONMENT, no files, no exit statuses, no signals
  • no EXAMPLES, no warnings, no bug notes
  • no SEE ALSO, no author, no copyright, no license

it's giving empty page energy and honestly? kind of iconic in a haunted way. 🦋

bestie I am not gonna make stuff up to fill the silence — if the page doesn't say it, I don't say it. No invented options, no guessed behaviour, no fake examples. We keep the facts exactly as they are, and the facts here are: header, footer, done. 😭

🌸 WHAT YOU ACTUALLY GOT 🌸

  1. the page title, Net::CL...:IPC_Run(3)
  2. the manual it lives in: User Contributed Perl Documentation
  3. that's it bestie, I'm so serious 🫶

✨ SIGN-OFF ✨

this little legend came from perl v5.42.0 and it's dated 2025-07-25 — shoutout to the version and the date for showing up, because literally nothing else did. 👑

go touch some grass, then come back and read a manpage that has words in it. mwah. 💖🌈⭐

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