Munin:...Manager(3pm)
π NAME π
Munin::Master::ProcessManager β okay so bestie, this is the Manager for parallel execution of Workers. That's it, that's the whole name section. Manager. Parallel workers. Slay π
β¨ SYNOPSIS β¨
Here's the whole vibe in code form, copy it exactly, do not touch a single character or I will cry π
use Munin::Master::ProcessManager;
my $pm = Munin::Master::ProcessManager->new(sub {
my ($res) = @_;
# Do something with $res ...
});
$pm->add_workers(...);
$pm->start_work();
So you use the thing, you new it up with a callback that receives $res, you add_workers(...), and then you start_work(). Main character energy from start to finish honestly π«Ά
π¦ DESCRIPTION π¦
Lowkey the description is literally just:
FIX
That's it. That's the whole description. Not me reading this and screaming ππ Somebody left the docs on read. It's giving "I'll finish it later" and later never came. Iconic of them, honestly.
Ngl, there's nothing else in here β no extra explanation, no behavioural details, no caveats. What you see (which is a FIX) is what you get. I'm not gonna invent lore for it, that would be fake news and we don't do that here, periodt. β¨
πΈ METHODS πΈ
π new π
The doc says, and I quote:
FIX
Yep. Placeholder city. You construct the thing with Munin::Master::ProcessManager->new(...) per the synopsis above β that part we do know, bestie β but the official word on what new does is that lonely little FIX. π
π add_workers π
And for this one?
FIX
Again. Bestie the entire methods section is a construction site with the little orange cones out π§ You call $pm->add_workers(...) in the synopsis, that's what's canon, everything else is literally the string FIX. No cap.
β start_work β
Last one, and you'll never guess:
FIX
Three for three π― Placeholders all the way down. Per the synopsis you hit it with $pm->start_work() after adding workers. That's the entire documented truth and I will not be adding fanfiction to a manpage, thank you very much π«Ά
Fr fr though β if you need real details on any of these methods, this page is not gonna give them to you. It's a mystery wrapped in a FIX. π
π§ sign-off π§
And that's the whole page, bestie! π This little gem is part of the User Contributed Perl Documentation, it's running under perl v5.42.0, and it was dated 2026-09-14. Three methods, three FIXes, zero regrets. Obsessed with the confidence of it. Byeee ππ
π¦ where this page comes from
- opensuse-leap 16.0: munin 2.0.76+git14.68213d60-bp160.1.1 Β· GPL-2.0-only
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash-1017 on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms