Munin:...Manager(3pm)

πŸ’– NAME πŸ’–

Munin::Master::ProcessManager β€” okay so bestie, this is the Manager for parallel execution of Workers. That's it, that's the whole name section. Manager. Parallel workers. Slay πŸ’…


✨ SYNOPSIS ✨

Here's the whole vibe in code form, copy it exactly, do not touch a single character or I will cry 😭

use Munin::Master::ProcessManager;
my $pm = Munin::Master::ProcessManager->new(sub {
    my ($res) = @_;
    # Do something with $res ...
});
$pm->add_workers(...);
$pm->start_work();

So you use the thing, you new it up with a callback that receives $res, you add_workers(...), and then you start_work(). Main character energy from start to finish honestly 🫢


πŸ¦‹ DESCRIPTION πŸ¦‹

Lowkey the description is literally just:

FIX

That's it. That's the whole description. Not me reading this and screaming πŸ˜­πŸ’€ Somebody left the docs on read. It's giving "I'll finish it later" and later never came. Iconic of them, honestly.

Ngl, there's nothing else in here β€” no extra explanation, no behavioural details, no caveats. What you see (which is a FIX) is what you get. I'm not gonna invent lore for it, that would be fake news and we don't do that here, periodt. ✨

🌸 METHODS 🌸

πŸŽ€ new πŸŽ€

The doc says, and I quote:

FIX

Yep. Placeholder city. You construct the thing with Munin::Master::ProcessManager->new(...) per the synopsis above β€” that part we do know, bestie β€” but the official word on what new does is that lonely little FIX. πŸ’…

🌈 add_workers 🌈

And for this one?

FIX

Again. Bestie the entire methods section is a construction site with the little orange cones out 🚧 You call $pm->add_workers(...) in the synopsis, that's what's canon, everything else is literally the string FIX. No cap.

⭐ start_work ⭐

Last one, and you'll never guess:

FIX

Three for three 🎯 Placeholders all the way down. Per the synopsis you hit it with $pm->start_work() after adding workers. That's the entire documented truth and I will not be adding fanfiction to a manpage, thank you very much 🫢

Fr fr though β€” if you need real details on any of these methods, this page is not gonna give them to you. It's a mystery wrapped in a FIX. πŸ’œ

🧚 sign-off 🧚

And that's the whole page, bestie! πŸŽ€ This little gem is part of the User Contributed Perl Documentation, it's running under perl v5.42.0, and it was dated 2026-09-14. Three methods, three FIXes, zero regrets. Obsessed with the confidence of it. Byeee πŸ‘‘πŸ’–

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