List::...flated(3pm)
π okay so, welcome to List::...flated π
bestie, sit down, because this one is a vibe. The page you're looking at is called List::...flated, and it lives in the 3pm corner of the manual β that's the section formally known as User Contributed Perl Documentation, which is where all the Perl module pages hang out. iykyk. π
π¦ what's actually in here π¦
okay so here's the thing. This page is literally just a header and a footer. That's it. No NAME line, no SYNOPSIS, no DESCRIPTION, no OPTIONS, no EXAMPLES, no SEE ALSO. Nothing but vibes and whitespace. π
So here's every single crumb of information this page contains, and I am not exaggerating even a little:
- The title is
List::...flated(3pm)β yes, those three dots are literally part of the name, don't @ me. - The manual section is
3pm, a.k.a. User Contributed Perl Documentation. - The source and version line reads
perl v5.38.2. - The date on it is
2024-03-07.
π«Ά fr fr, do not go inventing options for this one. If a flag isn't written on the page, it does not exist here, and I'm not about to make one up for the plot. No cap.
β¨ the energy β¨
It's giving mystery module. It's giving the docs went to get milk and never came back. The header is serving, the footer is serving, and the middle is on main character energy β meaning it said absolutely nothing and still showed up. π
Honestly? Iconic. πΈ
Signed, sealed, delivered: this little rewrite was brought to you by perl v5.38.2, dated 2024-03-07, and by the fact that a manpage with no body text still deserves a bestie who reads it out loud to you. π π¦ π π«Ά
π¦ where this page comes from
- debian trixie: liblist-objects-withutils-perl 2.028003-5 Β· Artistic-1.0-Perl OR GPL-1.0-or-later
- ubuntu resolute: liblist-objects-withutils-perl 2.028003-5 Β· Artistic-1.0-Perl OR GPL-1.0-or-later
- ubuntu stonking: liblist-objects-withutils-perl 2.028003-5 Β· Artistic-1.0-Perl OR GPL-1.0-or-later
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms