HTTP::...a::METS(3pm)

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version 4.13 Β· 5 versions
, in debian trixie, ubuntu noble, ubuntu resolute, ubuntu stonking

✨ NAME ✨

HTTP::OAI::Metadata::METS β€” METS accessor utility πŸ’…

bestie, you are reading the manual page for HTTP::...a::METS(3pm), and honestly? the name is doing all the heavy lifting here. it's the METS accessor utility. that's the whole pitch. periodt. πŸŽ€


πŸ’– DESCRIPTION πŸ’–

okay so. not me having to tell you this, but the DESCRIPTION section is literally empty. no cap. not a single line. the manpage authors really said "vibe check: passed, words: declined." 😭

so all we know, fr fr, is what the NAME says: it's the HTTP::OAI::Metadata::METS module, and it's a METS accessor utility. that's it. that's the tea. πŸ«–

i'm not gonna make stuff up about what it does, because inventing behaviour is not the move β€” iykyk. no extra claims, just vibes. πŸ’€

🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

this one is empty too, bestie. πŸ¦‹

so there's no usage example, no use line, no constructor call, no nothing to copy-paste. if you were hoping for a little code block to steal, the manpage said "not today." πŸ™ˆ


πŸŽ€ NOTE πŸŽ€

yeah... the NOTE section is also blank. πŸ’œ

three empty sections in a row is genuinely giving minimalist icon behaviour β€” the way it committed to saying absolutely nothing and still got its own manpage. obsessed, honestly. πŸ‘‘


🌈 the sign-off 🌈

so like, that's the whole page, bestie. perl v5.36.0, dated 2023-09-28, brought to you under the name HTTP::...a::METS(3pm). short, sweet, deeply mysterious. slay. πŸ’…βœ¨πŸŒΈπŸ¦‹πŸ’–πŸŽ€

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