File::...r::Base(3pm)

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✨ NAME ✨

hi bestie 💖 welcome to File::...r::Base(3pm) — yep that's the page header, a User Contributed Perl Documentation joint, and she's here to spill the tea.

File::Monitor::Base — Common base class for file monitoring. 🎀

🌸 VERSION 🌸

This document describes File::Monitor::Base version 1.00. periodt. 💅

🦋 DESCRIPTION 🦋

okay so real talk — do NOT use this class directly. like, at all. it's the base class, the backstage crew, the stage mom, not the main character. 🙈

she's not here to be called by you. for the actual public interface you wanna go look at File::Monitor and File::Monitor::Object. that's the group chat you're invited to. iykyk. 💖

👑 AUTHOR 👑

Andy Armstrong <andy@hexten.net> — the icon, the legend, the moment. ⭐

Faycal Chraibi originally registered the File::Monitor namespace and then kindly handed it to me. no cap, that's such a generous thing to do 🫶

Copyright (c) 2007, Andy Armstrong <andy@hexten.net>. All rights reserved. 🔥

This module is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself. See perlartistic. slay. ✨

💀 DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY 💀

okay bestie this is the part where i have to be SO serious, deep breath. BECAUSE THIS SOFTWARE IS LICENSED FREE OF CHARGE, THERE IS NO WARRANTY FOR THE SOFTWARE, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW. like, none. zero. ngl. 😭

EXCEPT WHEN OTHERWISE STATED IN WRITING, THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND/OR OTHER PARTIES PROVIDE THE SOFTWARE "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. that's the whole vibe check and she did not pass it. the ENTIRE RISK AS TO THE QUALITY AND PERFORMANCE OF THE SOFTWARE IS WITH YOU. it's literally you. all of it. SHOULD THE SOFTWARE PROVE DEFECTIVE, YOU ASSUME THE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR, OR CORRECTION. 💸

IN NO EVENT UNLESS REQUIRED BY APPLICABLE LAW OR AGREED IN WRITING WILL ANY COPYRIGHT HOLDER, OR ANY OTHER PARTY WHO MAY MODIFY AND/OR REDISTRIBUTE THE SOFTWARE AS PERMITTED BY THE ABOVE LICENCE, BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR DAMAGES, INCLUDING ANY GENERAL, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE SOFTWARE (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LOSS OF DATA OR DATA BEING RENDERED INACCURATE OR LOSSES SUSTAINED BY YOU OR THIRD PARTIES OR A FAILURE OF THE SOFTWARE TO OPERATE WITH ANY OTHER SOFTWARE), EVEN IF SUCH HOLDER OR OTHER PARTY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

fr fr, that's the whole thing, don't skip it, it's giving legally binding 💅

and that's the page bestie 🌈✨ hope it ate 👑 this one came from perl v5.36.0, dated 2022-10-21, and the title up top was File::...r::Base(3pm) all along. mwah. 💖🎀🦋🌸

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