Databas...nc::Row(3)

πŸ“¦ version 0.019, in alpine 3.24

✨ Database::Async::Row ✨

okay so real talk, this is a page from the User Contributed Perl Documentation and it's for Database::Async::Row β€” no cap, that's the whole title up top, bestie. It's filed under Databas...nc::Row(3) in the header if you're squinting at it (the terminal truncated it, not me πŸ’…).

πŸ’– NAME πŸ’–

Database::Async::Row β€” literally just "represents a single row response", that's the vibe, that's the whole job 🫢

πŸ¦‹ DESCRIPTION πŸ¦‹

bestie. i'm gonna be so honest with you. there is nothing here. the DESCRIPTION section is giving empty group chat, zero messages, everyone left on read 😭

that's it. that's the description. no extra lore, no hidden paragraph, i'm not gonna make stuff up for you because that's not the move πŸ‘‘

🌸 METHODS 🌸

so the docs list two methods and honestly they did not elaborate even a little bit. here's exactly what's on the page:

πŸŽ€ new

lowkey iconic that it's listed. that's all we get though β€” no args, no return value, no nothing πŸ™ˆ

πŸŽ€ field

same energy fr fr. it's here. it exists. the page does not say another word about it πŸ’€

pls don't come for me, i'm only telling you what the manpage actually says β€” if you need the real details, the source is right there ✨

πŸ‘‘ AUTHOR πŸ‘‘

Tom Molesworth "<TEAM@cpan.org>" β€” say thank you to the maintainer, bestie 🫢

🌈 LICENSE 🌈

Copyright Tom Molesworth 2011-2023. Licensed under the same terms as Perl itself. periodt πŸ’…


and that's the page!! πŸ¦‹ this beauty came to you via perl v5.42.2 and it's dated 2026-02-15, so like... a whole little time capsule of a manpage. mwah, go read some source code, ily πŸŽ€πŸ’–

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