Data::...Simple(3pm)

💖 Data::...Simple(3pm) 💖

okay bestie, so we're looking at a page from the User Contributed Perl Documentation collection, and it's called Data::...Simple(3pm). that's the title, that's the manual name, that's the whole header situation. and honestly? it is so short. like, suspiciously short. this is the rare manpage that is giving ✨minimalism✨ and not much else. let's get into it 🫶

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🌸 NAME 🌸

Data::Stag::Simple — Simple

that's it. that's the name. it's called Simple and fr fr it committed to the bit, because the rest of this page is... also simple. 💀

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✨ SYNOPSIS ✨

nothing here, bestie.

no code block. no usage line. no use Data::Stag::Simple; moment. the SYNOPSIS section is just vibes and empty space. we move. 💅

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🦋 DESCRIPTION 🦋

also empty, i'm so sorry.

no prose, no explanation, no little paragraph telling you what this module does with its life. this section is a clean slate. a blank canvas. main character energy with the lights off. 🌈

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🎀 PUBLIC METHODS - 🎀

and there's nothing listed under this heading either.

the heading PUBLIC METHODS - is sitting there, ready, waiting, all dressed up with nowhere to go. no methods named, no signatures, no arguments, no return values. nothing. not one single callable. 😭

okay real talk, bestie: this page has a NAME, a SYNOPSIS heading, a DESCRIPTION heading, and a PUBLIC METHODS heading, and that is literally everything it has. no options, no defaults, no environment variables, no file paths, no exit statuses, no signals, no errors, no examples, no warnings, no bug notes, no author, no copyright, no license, no SEE ALSO. the cupboards are bare. if you were hoping for a 40-option deep dive, this is not that page. 🙈

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👑 the sign-off 👑

this one shipped as part of perl v5.34.0, dated 2022-06-12, filed under User Contributed Perl Documentation. short page, long legacy. iconic behavior honestly. bye bestie, love u, go read a longer manpage 🍓💜