Dancer...::Null(3pm)

💖 NAME 💖

Dancer::Logger::Null — the blackhole-like, silent-as-the-grave logging engine for Dancer. Yes bestie, it's a 3pm manual page, and yes, it's gonna be quick. 🕳️✨

🌸 VERSION 🌸

version 1.3522 — that's the one, no cap.

✨ SYNOPSIS ✨

Okay so... there's literally nothing here. Like, an empty synopsis. Which is honestly iconic for a module whose entire personality is "say nothing." The void speaks. 🫶

💅 DESCRIPTION 💅

This logger is a blackhole (or /dev/null, if you will — and honestly, you will) that discards every single log message instead of displaying it anywhere.

That's it. That's the whole thing. It eats your logs and never tells a soul. Not one of them shows up anywhere. The vibes are: silence, but make it a feature. 🔥

🎀 METHODS 🎀

🦋 _log

Discards the message.

That's the entire method description. It takes your message and goes 🫥. Lowkey the most honest method in all of Perl.

👑 AUTHOR 👑

Dancer Core Developers — the group chat that built this whole thing.

🌈 COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE 🌈

This software is copyright (c) 2010 by Alexis Sukrieh.

This is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself.

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Heads up bestie: this is the silent logger. If you were expecting your logs to show up anywhere, they will not. That's not a bug, that's the whole point. 💀

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Okay that's the whole page, fr fr. Written against perl v5.40.1, dated 2026-05-05, and yeah, the manual page name is literally Dancer...::Null(3pm) — with the dots and everything, because the real name is too long for the header and it gave up mid-word. Relatable. Mwah, slay, periodt. 💖🎀🦋🌸💅