DBD::Go...pipeone(3)

πŸ’– DBD::Go...pipeone(3) πŸ’–

okay bestie, welcome to the User Contributed Perl Documentation corner of the internet, where the vibes are immaculate and the efficiency is... not. this is DBD::Gofer::Transport::pipeone, and she's a little chaotic but we love her anyway 🫢


✨ NAME ✨

DBD::Gofer::Transport::pipeone β€” it's the DBD::Gofer client transport for testing. that's it, that's the whole job description πŸ’…


✨ SYNOPSIS ✨

so you wanna use it? bet. you can just drop it straight into your connect call like this:

$original_dsn = "...";
DBI->connect("dbi:Gofer:transport=pipeone;dsn=$original_dsn",...)

or, if you're feeling ✨ lazy-girl ✨ (no judgement, same), you can turn it on globally by setting the DBI_AUTOPROXY environment variable:

export DBI_AUTOPROXY="dbi:Gofer:transport=pipeone"

that's it. that's the setup. she's low maintenance for once πŸ’€


✨ DESCRIPTION ✨

okay so here's the tea πŸ“: you connect via DBD::Gofer, and then literally every single request goes out by starting executing a subprocess. like, one whole subprocess situation per request. the audacity, honestly 😭

this is, as you might imagine, spectacularly inefficient! not "a little slow", not "meh, could be better" β€” spectacularly. iconically. historically inefficient πŸ”₯

πŸŽ€ it's only intended for testing. do not put this in production. do not pass go. do not collect $200.

specifically β€” and this is the cute part β€” it demonstrates that the server side is completely stateless. like, zero state, no memory, no grudges, she wakes up brand new every time ✨ a true clean-slate queen.

it also provides a base class for the much more useful DBD::Gofer::Transport::stream transport πŸ¦‹ β€” so yeah, this one's kind of the understudy that made the main character possible. we stan a supportive bestie.


✨ AUTHOR ✨

Tim Bunce, <http://www.tim.bunce.name> β€” actual legend, go say hi πŸ’œ


Copyright (c) 2007, Tim Bunce, Ireland. All rights reserved. πŸ‘‘

This module is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself. See perlartistic 🌸 β€” so basically, free to use, free to share, just respect the terms, periodt.


✨ SEE ALSO ✨

  • DBD::Gofer::Transport::Base πŸ’–
  • DBD::Gofer πŸ¦‹

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