DBD::Go...pipeone(3)
π DBD::Go...pipeone(3) π
okay bestie, welcome to the User Contributed Perl Documentation corner of the internet, where the vibes are immaculate and the efficiency is... not. this is DBD::Gofer::Transport::pipeone, and she's a little chaotic but we love her anyway π«Ά
β¨ NAME β¨
DBD::Gofer::Transport::pipeone β it's the DBD::Gofer client transport for testing. that's it, that's the whole job description π
β¨ SYNOPSIS β¨
so you wanna use it? bet. you can just drop it straight into your connect call like this:
$original_dsn = "...";
DBI->connect("dbi:Gofer:transport=pipeone;dsn=$original_dsn",...)
or, if you're feeling β¨ lazy-girl β¨ (no judgement, same), you can turn it on globally by setting the DBI_AUTOPROXY environment variable:
export DBI_AUTOPROXY="dbi:Gofer:transport=pipeone"
that's it. that's the setup. she's low maintenance for once π
β¨ DESCRIPTION β¨
okay so here's the tea π: you connect via DBD::Gofer, and then literally every single request goes out by starting executing a subprocess. like, one whole subprocess situation per request. the audacity, honestly π
this is, as you might imagine, spectacularly inefficient! not "a little slow", not "meh, could be better" β spectacularly. iconically. historically inefficient π₯
π it's only intended for testing. do not put this in production. do not pass go. do not collect $200.
specifically β and this is the cute part β it demonstrates that the server side is completely stateless. like, zero state, no memory, no grudges, she wakes up brand new every time β¨ a true clean-slate queen.
it also provides a base class for the much more useful DBD::Gofer::Transport::stream transport π¦ β so yeah, this one's kind of the understudy that made the main character possible. we stan a supportive bestie.
β¨ AUTHOR β¨
Tim Bunce, <http://www.tim.bunce.name> β actual legend, go say hi π
β¨ LICENCE AND COPYRIGHT β¨
Copyright (c) 2007, Tim Bunce, Ireland. All rights reserved. π
This module is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself. See perlartistic πΈ β so basically, free to use, free to share, just respect the terms, periodt.
β¨ SEE ALSO β¨
DBD::Gofer::Transport::BaseπDBD::Goferπ¦
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