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π€ NAME π€
Catmandu::Fix::sleep β the fix that literally does nothing for a specified amount of time π«Ά
okay bestie, so this is a User Contributed Perl Documentation page, and it's giving "the most unbothered module in the whole Catmandu ecosystem." It doesn't transform your data. It doesn't rename a field. It doesn't validate anything. It justβ¦ sits there. On purpose. For a specified amount of time. And honestly? Iconic. π
β¨ SYNOPSIS β¨
Sit back, sip your matcha, and let the clock do its little thing π
sleep(10,MICROSECONDS)
sleep(3,MILLISECONDS)
sleep(1,SECOND)
sleep(2,SECONDS)
sleep(5,MINUTES)
sleep(1,HOURS)
no cap, that's the whole vibe. you hand it a number and a unit and it just vibes for that long. π
πΈ SEE ALSO πΈ
Catmandu::Fixβ the mothership πΈ go here if you wanna know how fixes actually get loaded, parsed and run, because this little sleeper is just one tiny fix in her big gorgeous family.
that's the tea, bestie π this page is perl v5.40.1, dated 2026-01-24 β so yeah, it's recent, it's canon, and it's exactly as extra as it needed to be. go take a nap. you've earned it. ππ
π¦ where this page comes from
- ubuntu resolute: libcatmandu-perl 1.2025-1 Β· Artistic-1.0-Perl OR GPL-1.0-or-later
- ubuntu stonking: libcatmandu-perl 1.2025-1 Β· Artistic-1.0-Perl OR GPL-1.0-or-later
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms