Cassan...Status(3pm)

πŸ’– NAME πŸ’–

okay so bestie, meet Cassandra::Client::NetworkStatus ✨ β€” that's the whole name, no notes, that's it. She's living in section 3pm (Perl user-contributed docs, iykyk) and her manual page goes by Cassan...Status(3pm) when it's being all formal and truncated. Iconic, honestly. πŸŽ€


🌸 VERSION 🌸

version 0.21

that's the vibe check result. she's on 0.21, periodt. πŸ¦‹


πŸ‘‘ AUTHOR πŸ‘‘

the mastermind behind this whole situation is Tom van der Woerdt <tvdw@cpan.org> β€” give him his flowers fr fr πŸŒ·πŸ’


okay so legally speaking, because we do be respecting that:

  • This software is copyright (c) 2023 by Tom van der Woerdt. 🫢
  • This is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself. so like, go wild, but respectfully. πŸ’…
no cap, that license bit is the real deal β€” same terms as Perl 5, not "same terms as whatever you feel like", bestie 😭

and that's the whole page, she's short and sweet and that's her main character energy 🌈⭐

<cute sign-off>this little slice of documentation comes to you from perl v5.42.3, dated 2026-08-22, and it's the user-contributed Perl docs doing their thing β€” mwah, bye bestie! πŸ§šπŸ’œ</cute sign-off>

πŸ“¦ where this page comes from