Cassan...Status(3pm)
π NAME π
okay so bestie, meet Cassandra::Client::NetworkStatus β¨ β that's the whole name, no notes, that's it. She's living in section 3pm (Perl user-contributed docs, iykyk) and her manual page goes by Cassan...Status(3pm) when it's being all formal and truncated. Iconic, honestly. π
πΈ VERSION πΈ
version 0.21
that's the vibe check result. she's on 0.21, periodt. π¦
π AUTHOR π
the mastermind behind this whole situation is Tom van der Woerdt <tvdw@cpan.org> β give him his flowers fr fr π·π
π COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE π
okay so legally speaking, because we do be respecting that:
- This software is copyright (c) 2023 by Tom van der Woerdt. π«Ά
- This is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself. so like, go wild, but respectfully. π
no cap, that license bit is the real deal β same terms as Perl 5, not "same terms as whatever you feel like", bestie π
and that's the whole page, she's short and sweet and that's her main character energy πβ
<cute sign-off>this little slice of documentation comes to you from perl v5.42.3, dated 2026-08-22, and it's the user-contributed Perl docs doing their thing β mwah, bye bestie! π§π</cute sign-off>
π¦ where this page comes from
- ubuntu stonking: libcassandra-client-perl 0.21-1build5 Β· Artistic-1.0-Perl OR GPL-1.0-or-later
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms