Cassan...ception(3pm)
π Cassan...ception(3pm) π
okay bestie, welcome to the Perl User Contributed Documentation corner of the internet β¨ this one lives in the manual, section 3pm, and honestly? the name alone is giving dramatic. it's spelled Cassan...ception(3pm) because somebody out there loves a cliffhanger π
β¨ NAME β¨
Cassandra::Client::Error::WriteTimeoutException β yes that's the whole name, it's a mouthful, we love her anyway π
that's it. that's the name section. she's a Perl module, she's an exception, and she's here to tell you something timed out while writing. iconic behavior honestly π¦
πΈ VERSION πΈ
this beauty is at version 0.21 β¨ no cap, that's the number, don't come for me.
π AUTHOR π
the mastermind, the main character, the one who wrote this into existence:
- Tom van der Woerdt
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π COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE π
okay so legal stuff, but make it cute:
This software is copyright (c) 2023 by Tom van der Woerdt.
This is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself.
so like β it's free software, you can redistribute it, you can modify it, just keep it on the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself. that's the vibe check and it passed π
π tiny page, big energy. every fact on the original page is right here, nothing added, nothing dropped.
and that's the whole thing bestie π this page came to you courtesy of perl v5.42.3, dated 2026-08-22, and honestly? slay β¨π
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π¦ where this page comes from
- ubuntu stonking: libcassandra-client-perl 0.21-1build5 Β· Artistic-1.0-Perl OR GPL-1.0-or-later
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms