Cassan...ception(3pm)

πŸ’– Cassan...ception(3pm) πŸ’–

okay bestie, welcome to the Perl User Contributed Documentation corner of the internet ✨ this one lives in the manual, section 3pm, and honestly? the name alone is giving dramatic. it's spelled Cassan...ception(3pm) because somebody out there loves a cliffhanger πŸŽ€


✨ NAME ✨

Cassandra::Client::Error::WriteTimeoutException β€” yes that's the whole name, it's a mouthful, we love her anyway πŸ’…

that's it. that's the name section. she's a Perl module, she's an exception, and she's here to tell you something timed out while writing. iconic behavior honestly πŸ¦‹


🌸 VERSION 🌸

this beauty is at version 0.21 ✨ no cap, that's the number, don't come for me.


πŸ‘‘ AUTHOR πŸ‘‘

the mastermind, the main character, the one who wrote this into existence:

  • Tom van der Woerdt <tvdw@cpan.org> 🫢

okay so legal stuff, but make it cute:

This software is copyright (c) 2023 by Tom van der Woerdt.

This is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself.

so like β€” it's free software, you can redistribute it, you can modify it, just keep it on the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself. that's the vibe check and it passed 🌈


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