Cache:...nactive(3pm)

💖 Cache:...nactive(3pm) 💖

okay bestie, welcome to the perl manual page for Cache:...nactive(3pm) — she's short, she's sweet, and she literally does nothing on purpose. iconic behavior, honestly. 🎀

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✨ NAME ✨

Cache::Memcached::Managed::Inactive — an inactive Cache::Memcache::Managed object 🦋

(yes, that spelling is exactly what it says, don't come for me, I just work here 💅)

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🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

use Cache::Memcached::Managed::Inactive;

my $cache = Cache::Memcached::Managed::Inactive->new;

look at her. so simple. so peaceful. 🫶

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🧚 DESCRIPTION 🧚

So here's the tea ☕: this module gives you the exact same API as Cache::Memcached::Managed — same vibes, same method names, same everything — but it doesn't actually do anything. That's it. That's the whole personality. no cap.

It's giving "I'm here, I'm present, I'm not participating." 💀

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👑 AUTHOR 👑

Elizabeth Mattijsen</purl> — queen, legend, icon. 💜

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🌈 COPYRIGHT 🌈

(C) 2005 - 2006 BOOKINGS and (C) 2007 BOOKING.COM — periodt.

This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or (at your option) any later version. slay. ✨

This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. 😭 yeah, that's the dramatic part. See the GNU General Public License for more details.

You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc., 59 Temple Place - Suite 330, Boston, MA 02111-1307, USA. 📬

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⚠️ real talk: that license text is not a suggestion, bestie. read it, love it, respect it. 🫶

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and that's the whole page!! written by perl v5.40.1, dated 2025-04-24 — mwah, take care of her, she's doing her best doing absolutely nothing 💅💖✨