Boxer:...ialize(3pm)

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version 1.4.3 · 4 versions
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💅 Boxer:...ialize(3pm) 💅

okay bestie, sit down, hydrate, because we're reading a manpage 💖 this one is Boxer:...ialize(3pm), and it lives in the User Contributed Perl Documentation section, which is basically the group chat of Perl docs where everybody contributes and nobody gatekeeps. it's short. it's sweet. it's giving "author credits and legal tea" and honestly? we love a low-stakes lore drop. ✨

✨ VERSION ✨

the version, the moment, the icon 👑

  • Version v1.4.3

that's it. that's the whole section. she said "here's my number, don't ask further questions" 🎀

🫶 AUTHOR 🫶

the main character who made this, no cap:

  • Jonas Smedegaard "<dr@jones.dk>".

yes, that's the email exactly as written, angle brackets and all — do not come for me, I do not make the rules, I only transcribe them with love 🦋

the paperwork era, but make it cute:

  • Copyright © 2013-2016 Jonas Smedegaard
  • this is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself.

so like. it's free. you can share it. you can remix it. the Perl 5 terms are the vibe check it has to pass, and it passes 💅

💀 DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES 💀

THIS PACKAGE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND WITHOUT ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTIBILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.

okay so this is the part where the legal team yells in all caps and honestly? respect. no promises, no guarantees, no vibe warranty 😭 it's "AS IS", which is dev-speak for "bestie I made this with love but if it breaks, that's between you and the universe." there is no express warranty, there is no implied warranty, and that includes — but is absolutely not limited to — the implied warranties of merchantibility and fitness for a particular purpose. periodt. 🙈

and that's the whole page, babe. no options, no flags, no synopsis to memorise — just a version, a human, a licence, and a legally-required scream in caps lock. iconic behaviour, truly. 👑

courtesy of the User Contributed Perl Documentation, riding with perl v5.40.1, dated 2026-01-27, and it's still giving Boxer:...ialize(3pm) energy. mwah. 💖

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