Boxer:...keleton(3pm)

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version 1.4.3 · 4 versions
, in ubuntu resolute, ubuntu stonking

okay so bestie, we're looking at Boxer:...skeleton(3pm) 💅 — a page from User Contributed Perl Documentation, which is exactly what it sounds like: the skeleton, the blueprint, the template energy of a Boxer manpage. It's giving "main character of a form letter" and honestly? iconic. Here's everything it says, no skips, no cap 🎀

✨ VERSION ✨

It's at Version v1.4.3 🦋

That's the number, that's the vibe, moving on.

✨ AUTHOR ✨

This one was written by Jonas Smedegaard "<dr@jones.dk>" 🫶

Yes the email goes in the angle brackets like that, we are copying it exactly, don't touch it, it's fine.

Copyright © 2013-2016 Jonas Smedegaard

So the copyright belongs to Jonas Smedegaard, spanning 2013-2016 📅 and here's the part that slays: this is free software 🌈 you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself. Same terms, same energy, same license as Perl 5. Periodt 💜

✨ DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES ✨

okay girly, this part is in ALL CAPS for a reason and I am not paraphrasing it because it's literal legal text and I am NOT trying to get us in trouble 😭 read it, absorb it, take it seriously:

THIS PACKAGE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND WITHOUT ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTIBILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.

Translation for the group chat: no promises, no guarantees, you get it exactly as it comes, and if it doesn't do what you dreamt it would do, that's on the universe, not on Jonas 💀 that's the whole disclaimer, no hidden extra lines, I checked, we're done, bye 🌸

and that's the entire page bestie, no options, no flags, no environment variables, it's a skeleton through and through 🦋

little sign-off so you know where this came from: this docs page ships with perl v5.40.1 and it's dated 2026-01-27, and the manual name again for the record is Boxer:...skeleton(3pm) (yes, with the literal ... in there, that's not me being mysterious, that's just the filename 🙈). take care, hydrate, and read your license terms 💖✨

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