Asterisk(3pm)

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version 1.08 Β· 4 versions
, in debian bookworm, ubuntu jammy

✨ NAME ✨

asterisk::perl πŸŽ€

okay bestie, sit down, because this one is genuinely the shortest manpage you will ever read and honestly? it's giving nothing to see here, move along πŸ’…

This module exists solely to satisfy packaging requirements.

that's it. that's the whole module. no functions, no flags, no secret lore, no drama. it's a little placeholder gremlin that lives in your perl install purely so some packaging system somewhere can be like "yep βœ… everything's accounted for" and go to sleep at night 😭

if you came here hunting for options or environment variables or exit statuses β€” queen, there aren't any. there is no synopsis. there is no description beyond the one line. this is the beige wallpaper of perl modules and we respect it for that 🫢


heads up: don't go looking for hidden functionality, because the manpage is extremely clear that satisfying packaging requirements is the entire job. that's canon, fr fr πŸ’–

and that's the whole vibe check, babe 🌸 this page came from the User Contributed Perl Documentation set, running under perl v5.24.1, and it was dated 2016-12-22 β€” iconic, timeless, zero notes πŸ’œ bye bestie, go read something with actual options in it πŸ’…βœ¨

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