Apache...MongoDB(3pm)

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version 0.23 Β· 3 versions
, in ubuntu noble, ubuntu resolute, ubuntu stonking

πŸ’– Apache::Session::Serialize::MongoDB πŸ’–

okay bestie, so this is a User Contributed Perl Documentation page, section 3pm, and honestly? it's giving "I have one job and my job is nothing" and I am obsessed. πŸŽ€


✨ NAME ✨

Apache::Session::Serialize::MongoDB β€” does nothing since MongoDB can store Perl objects; πŸ’…

no cap, that's the whole plot. the module is a chill little void. iconic.

🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

use Apache::Session::MongoDB;

tie %hash, 'Apache::Session::MongoDB', $id, {};

like, that's the vibe. you use the thing, you tie your hash, you move on with your life πŸ¦‹


πŸ’œ DESCRIPTION πŸ’œ

This module does nothing.

...and I mean nothing, bestie. it is not doing too much. it is not doing a little. it is doing exactly zero. and that's on purpose ✨


🫢 SEE ALSO 🫢

  • Apache::Session::MongoDB β€” the main character of this little universe. go say hi πŸ‘‘

πŸ’Œ AUTHOR πŸ’Œ

Xavier Guimard, <x.guimard@free.fr> 🌸


Copyright (C) 2015-2016 by Xavier Guimard, <x.guimard@free.fr> πŸ’–

This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.10.0 or, at your option, any later version of Perl 5 you may have available.

fr fr, read that license before you go redistributing, bestie β€” free software is free but it still has terms and we respect them in this house 🧚

aaaand that's the whole page, bestie πŸ’… this one was documented with perl v5.36.0 on 2022-08-28, under the manual name Apache...MongoDB(3pm). a tiny page, a huge slay, zero actual work being done and honestly? periodt πŸ’–βœ¨πŸŽ€

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