Apache...MongoDB(3pm)
π Apache::Session::Serialize::MongoDB π
okay bestie, so this is a User Contributed Perl Documentation page, section 3pm, and honestly? it's giving "I have one job and my job is nothing" and I am obsessed. π
β¨ NAME β¨
Apache::Session::Serialize::MongoDB β does nothing since MongoDB can store Perl objects; π
no cap, that's the whole plot. the module is a chill little void. iconic.
πΈ SYNOPSIS πΈ
use Apache::Session::MongoDB;
tie %hash, 'Apache::Session::MongoDB', $id, {};
like, that's the vibe. you use the thing, you tie your hash, you move on with your life π¦
π DESCRIPTION π
This module does nothing.
...and I mean nothing, bestie. it is not doing too much. it is not doing a little. it is doing exactly zero. and that's on purpose β¨
π«Ά SEE ALSO π«Ά
Apache::Session::MongoDBβ the main character of this little universe. go say hi π
π AUTHOR π
Xavier Guimard, <x.guimard@free.fr> πΈ
π COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE π
Copyright (C) 2015-2016 by Xavier Guimard, <x.guimard@free.fr> π
This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.10.0 or, at your option, any later version of Perl 5 you may have available.
fr fr, read that license before you go redistributing, bestie β free software is free but it still has terms and we respect them in this house π§
aaaand that's the whole page, bestie π this one was documented with perl v5.36.0 on 2022-08-28, under the manual name Apache...MongoDB(3pm). a tiny page, a huge slay, zero actual work being done and honestly? periodt πβ¨π
π¦ where this page comes from
- ubuntu noble: libapache-session-mongodb-perl 0.23-2 Β· Artistic-1.0-Perl OR GPL-1.0-or-later
- ubuntu resolute: libapache-session-mongodb-perl 0.23-2 Β· Artistic-1.0-Perl OR GPL-1.0-or-later
- ubuntu stonking: libapache-session-mongodb-perl 0.23-2 Β· Artistic-1.0-Perl OR GPL-1.0-or-later
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms