Sympa::Spi...atchRequest(3Sympa)

πŸ‘‘ Sympa::Spindle::DispatchRequest πŸ’…

okay bestie, pull up a chair, we're doing Sympa::Spindle::DispatchRequest β€” it's a workflow to dispatch requests, and it lives in the sympa manual, page 3, version 6.2.80. it's giving traffic controller energy fr fr 🚦✨


🌸 DESCRIPTION 🌸

Sympa::Spindle::DispatchRequest does exactly one iconic thing: it dispatches requests, and in most cases those requests are the ones included in command messages. you send a command, this lil spindle grabs it and sends it where it needs to go. main character behavior honestly 🫢

and then? the requests get dispatched to routines to perform abstract processing. yeah. it hands off the vibes to the routines and lets them do the actual work. delegating queen πŸ‘‘

✨ Public methods ✨

this part is literally just a pointer, no cap β€” see also "Public methods" in Sympa::Spindle. that's where the real menu is, iykyk πŸ“–

  • new ( key => value, ... ) β€” okay so in most cases, Sympa::Spindle::ProcessMessage splices requests to this class. so like... this method is not used in ordinal case πŸ™ˆ you're probably not calling this yourself bestie, someone else is doing it for you.
  • spin ( ) β€” Not implemented. πŸ’€ that's it. that's the whole thing. it's a stub, she said "no" and left.

πŸ¦‹ SEE ALSO πŸ¦‹

  • Sympa::Spindle
  • Sympa::Spindle::ProcessMessage
  • Sympa::Spindle::ProcessRequest

go read those next, they're the supporting cast and they ate πŸ’–


πŸ“œ HISTORY πŸ“œ

Sympa::Spindle::DispatchRequest first appeared on Sympa 6.2.13 β€” a true 6.2.13 girlie, born to dispatch, forced to be a stub πŸŽ€πŸŒˆ


heads up bestie: spin() being Not implemented is not a typo and not a bug bestie it's just the truth β€” don't go calling it expecting magic ✨

and that's the whole page!! πŸ’œ this was Sympa::Spi...atchRequest(3Sympa) from sympa 6.2.80, dated 2026-10-19. slay, goodbye, go dispatch something πŸ§šπŸ“

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