ZoneMin...Channel(3)

📦 version 1.38.6, in nixos 26.05, nixpkgs unstable

💖 NAME 💖

ZoneMinder::Database — ok so bestie, this is the Perl extension page, and the official description is literally "Perl extension for blah blah blah". Yeah. That's what we're working with. 😭 (This is the User Contributed Perl Documentation version, btw, so you know exactly whose vibes these are.)

✨ SYNOPSIS ✨

  use ZoneMinder::Database;
  blah blah blah

That's it. That's the whole flex. 🎀

🌸 DESCRIPTION 🌸

So here's the tea, bestie: this is stub documentation for ZoneMinder, and it was created by h2xs — you know, the tool that auto-spits out a skeleton and then expects a human to come along and actually fill it in.

And per the docs themselves, it looks like the author of the extension was negligent enough to leave the stub unedited. 💀 Not me reading them for filth in their own manpage. It's giving "shipped it and ran."

Then the description continues with:

Blah blah blah.

Iconic. Zero notes. 👑

🦋 EXPORT

  • None by default. — nope, nothing gets exported into your namespace unless you ask. Clean hands. 🫶

🌈 SEE ALSO 🌈

Bestie, this section is basically an empty template telling you what should go here, so let's honor it as written:

  • Mention other useful documentation — like the docs for related modules, or operating system documentation (such as man pages in UNIX), or any relevant external documentation such as RFCs or standards.
  • If you have a mailing list set up for your module, mention it here.
  • If you have a web site set up for your module, mention it here.

(iykyk that this is a to-do list pretending to be a manpage 🙈)

👑 AUTHOR 👑

Philip Coombes, <philip.coombes@zoneminder.com> 💌

Copyright (C) 2001-2008 Philip Coombes

This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.8.3 or, at your option, any later version of Perl 5 you may have available.

Fr fr, that's the whole license — same terms as Perl itself, 5.8.3 or any later Perl 5 you vibe with. No cap. 💅

Okay that's the whole page, bestie — short and chaotic but we got through it together 🧚💜. This cutie was rendered from perl v5.42.3 and dated <yellow>1980-01-01</yellow>, and the page title is ZoneMin...Channel(3) in case you forgot where you were. Mwah, go read a real manpage now 💋🍓

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