ZoneMin...Streamer(3)

okay so bestie, we're looking at ZoneMin...Streamer(3) — the User Contributed Perl Documentation version, no cap. It's giving “template that never got finished,” and we're gonna read every crumb together. 💅

💖 NAME 💖

ZoneMinder::Database - Perl extension for blah blah blah

Yep, that's the whole name line. “blah blah blah” is literally in the source, bestie — not me being shady. 🫶

✨ SYNOPSIS ✨

  use ZoneMinder::Database;
  blah blah blah

That's the synopsis, character for character. Iconic? Maybe not, but it's canon. 🎀

🦋 DESCRIPTION 🦋

The page says: “Stub documentation for ZoneMinder, created by h2xs. It looks like the author of the extension was negligent enough to leave the stub unedited.”

Then, extremely on brand: “Blah blah blah.”

🧚 EXPORT 🧚

None by default. That's it. No default exports, bestie — the silence is the flex. 💀

🔥 SEE ALSO 🔥

This part is still placeholder-coded, fr fr. It literally says: “Mention other useful documentation such as the documentation of related modules or operating system documentation (such as man pages in UNIX), or any relevant external documentation such as RFCs or standards.”

Then: “If you have a mailing list set up for your module, mention it here.”

And: “If you have a web site set up for your module, mention it here.”

So yeah — fill-in-the-blank energy, but we're preserving it. 🌈

👑 AUTHOR 👑

Philip Coombes, <philip.coombes@zoneminder.com>

🌸 COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE 🌸

Copyright (C) 2005 by Philip Coombes

This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.8.3 or, at your option, any later version of Perl 5 you may have available.

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okay bestie, that's the whole page. It came from perl v5.42.3, dated 1980-01-01, under the manual name ZoneMin...Streamer(3). Slay, periodt. 💖