ZoneMin...sonicIP(3)

📦 version 1.38.6, in nixos 26.05, nixpkgs unstable

💖 NAME 💖

ZoneMinder::Database — bestie, it's a Perl extension and honestly the docs are giving "blah blah blah" 😭 (yes, that's literally what the page says, we're not making this up)

This one's from the User Contributed Perl Documentation collection, just so you know where it lives 🫶

✨ SYNOPSIS ✨

use ZoneMinder::Database;
blah blah blah

That's it. That's the whole synopsis. Not me hyping it up 💀

🌸 DESCRIPTION 🌸

Okay so real talk: this is stub documentation for ZoneMinder, and it was created by h2xs — the classic Perl module-scaffolding tool. And it lowkey looks like the author of the extension was negligent enough to leave the stub unedited 🙈 (the original page says this, we're just the messenger).

Blah blah blah.

Literally the entire description. Iconic in a feral way, ngl 🦋

🎀 EXPORT 🎀

  • None by default — like, zero, nada, nothing gets exported unless you ask for it ✨

🦋 SEE ALSO 🦋

This is the part where the stub says to mention other useful documentation — like the docs for related modules, or operating system documentation (think man pages on UNIX), or any relevant external docs such as RFCs or standards 📚

  • If your module has a mailing list set up, this is the spot to mention it 💌
  • If your module has a web site set up, mention it right here too 🌐

(And yes, this section is still the unedited stub template, so nobody did any of that 💅)

👑 AUTHOR 👑

Philip Coombes, <philip.coombes@zoneminder.com> — the main character who wrote this 🫶

Copyright (C) 2001-2008 Philip Coombes

This library is free software — you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.8.3 or, at your option, any later version of Perl 5 you have available 🌈

Periodt. That's the whole license, no cap — same terms as Perl itself, so go read the Perl license if you want the fine print 🧚

Okay bye bestie, that's the whole page 💜

⭐ Sign-off vibes: this page was built from perl v5.42.3, dated 1980-01-01, and the manual tag line is the truncated ZoneMin...sonicIP(3) — yes, it's cut off like that in the wild 😭 stay hydrated, run your tests, and may your modules always compile on the first try 💖

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