Octopussy::Stats(3)

✨ NAME ✨

Octopussy::Stats — the Octopussy System Stats module, bestie 💖

Like, this is the little Perl module that goes and peeks at what your machine is actually doing. CPU, memory, swap, load, events. The whole vibe check for your box 🩺✨

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🎀 FUNCTIONS 🎀

Okay so here's every function this module hands you, no skips, no cuts 👑

🌸 CPU_Info()

Returns the CPU Information 💅

That's it. That's the function. It just tells you about your CPU. Iconic of it honestly.

🌸 CPU_Usage()

Returns the CPU Usage (user/system/idle/wait in percent) 📊

So you get four numbers, in percentages, and they're the user / system / idle / wait breakdown. Slay.

🌸 Load()

Returns System Load (information from /proc/loadavg) 🔥

It's pulling straight from /proc/loadavg, so if you've ever squinted at that file and gone "what is this", now you have a function. You're welcome bestie.

🌸 Mem_Total()

Returns the Total of Memory in MegaBytes (information from /proc/meminfo) 🧠✨

MegaBytes, capital B and capital M, that's the unit. And yes, it's reading from /proc/meminfo, not vibes.

🌸 Mem_Usage()

Returns the Memory usage in this format:

"$used M / $total M ($percent%)"

So like literally that string shape. $used M, a slash, $total M, and then the percent all cute in parens 💖

🌸 Swap_Usage()

Returns the Swap usage in this format:

"$used M / $total M ($percent%)"

Same format as the memory one, same energy, but for swap. Don't sleep on swap, it's lowkey doing the most when RAM gets stressed 😭

🌸 Partition_Logs

No description given, and I'm not about to make one up — the manpage just lists it and moves on. It's here, it exists, that's the whole tea 🫖

🌸 Events()

Returns Stats Events ⭐

Events. Stats events specifically. Very demure, very mindful.

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💜 AUTHOR 💜

Sebastien Thebert <octo.devel@gmail.com> 👑

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That's the whole page, bestie — nothing dropped, nothing added, all facts intact 🫶

Sign-off time 🌈 This lil beauty lives in the perl v5.22.2 docs and it's dated 2016-05-04 — she's been serving stats since way back and she's still that girl 💅✨