..::lib::Smoke...::CheckLatency(3)

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version 2.9.0 · 12 versions
, in alpine 3.23, alpine 3.24

💖 NAME 💖

ok so this page is SmokePing's ..::lib::Smoke...::CheckLatency(3) — like, the whole thing lives under the SmokePing manual, bestie — and the actual name of the deal is Smokeping::matchers::CheckLatency, an edge triggered alert that literally checks whether your latency stays under a value for x number of samples ✨

🦋 DESCRIPTION 🦋

okay so you call the matcher with exactly this sequence, no cap:

 type = matcher
 edgetrigger = yes
 pattern =  CheckLatency(l=>latency to check against,x=>num samples required for a match)

and what that does, bestie, is create a matcher that checks for l latency or greater over x samples before raising 🔥 — and then it holds the alert until x samples come back under l before it clears 🌸 so it's giving patient, dramatic, won't-text-first energy. iconic behavior honestly 💅

Copyright (c) 2006 Dylan C Vanderhoof, Semaphore Corporation 👑

🌈 LICENSE 🌈

This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or (at your option) any later version. 🫶

This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more details. 💀

You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc., 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA. 📬

⭐ AUTHOR ⭐

Dylan Vanderhoof <dylanv@semaphore.com> — ty for your service, king 🫡

and that's the whole vibe check, bestie 💖 this lil page is SmokePing version 2.9.0, dated 2025-06-30 — go forth and let your alerts slay ✨🍓🧚
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