ZMCONTROL(1)
β¨ zmcontrol.pl β¨ β ZoneMinder control script π
okay bestie, so this is zmcontrol.pl, and it lives in section 1 of the manual (User Contributed Perl Documentation, iykyk). it's the ZoneMinder control script. let's get into it π«Ά
πΈ SYNOPSIS πΈ
zmcontrol.pl --id {monitor_id} [--command={command}] [various options]
π¦ DESCRIPTION π¦
okay so the entire description is, and I quote, FIXME FIXME π
that's it. that's the whole thing. the author left us a literal FIXME FIXME and honestly? iconic of them. the way they said "I'll write this later" and later never came. no cap. π
fr fr β the description in the original page is exactly the text FIXME FIXME. nothing more. so don't come for me, I'm just the messenger. π
π OPTIONS π
so here's the whole list, bestie. some of these have a lil description, some are just vibes and a dash. I'm telling you exactly what the page tells you, nothing invented. π
--autostopβ no description on this one. it's just sitting there. mysterious main character energy. π--xcoord [ arg ]β X-coord. πΈ--ycoord [ arg ]β Y-coord. πΈ--speed [ arg ]β Speed. ποΈ--step [ arg ]β no description, just a lil-placeholder. π--panspeed [ arg ]β no description, just a-. π€--panstep [ arg ]β no description, just a-. π¦--tiltspeed [ arg ]β no description, just a-. π¦--tiltstep [ arg ]β no description, just a-. β¨--preset [ arg ]β no description, just a-. β
and that's the whole options list. ten of them. I counted. not one skipped. π
lowkey the whole page is a work in progress and I respect the honesty. π
this lil manual page was written up by the Perl crew for perl v5.40.1, and it's dated 2026-02-01. mwah, thanks for reading, bestie β go control those monitors π β¨
π¦ where this page comes from
- ubuntu resolute: zoneminder 1.36.37+dfsg1-1 Β· GPL-2.0-or-later
- ubuntu stonking: zoneminder 1.36.37+dfsg1-1 Β· GPL-2.0-or-later
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms