MISSING(1)
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okay bestie, welcome to the missing page β it lives under User Commands, and the manual name is literally MISSING. the program it's actually about? vtkdiff. the page name and the tool name are two different girls and neither one is explaining herself. π
π NAME π
missing β vtkdiff
that's it. that's the entire name section. iconic brevity, no notes. π¦
πΈ DESCRIPTION πΈ
so the whole page is basically the program reading its own usage message back at you, and honestly? relatable. here's how it starts:
usage: vtkdiff [options] options:
and then it dumps the whole --osh- family on you, no warning, no lube, just vibes:
--osh-memoryβ print amount and stacktrace of max memory use π§--osh-timeβ print amount of time spend in certain functions β±οΈ (yes, "spend". that's the page's spelling, not mine, we keep it fr fr)--osh-time-percentβ print amount of time spend in certain functions by percentage π--osh-time-chop 0.0β only print functions whose percent time is greater than given value (e.g.--osh-time-chop=2) βοΈ--osh-time-with-filenameβ add file name to function name in profile output π--osh-signalβ catch signals and print a stacktrace π¨--osh-fpeβ enable floating-point exceptions π--osh-silentβ suppress all output π€«--osh-poolβ use memory pooling π--osh-self-send valueβ control self send threshold π¨--osh-mpi-ranks-per-node valueβ mpi ranks per node (for CUDA+MPI) π₯οΈ
then the page hits you with the "bestie you forgot the arguments" combo:
missing required argument <gold_dir> missing required argument <result_dir> usage: vtkdiff [options] gold_dir result_dir options:
like okay, noted. this second usage form wants gold_dir and result_dir, and the options for it are:
-tolerance valueβ Overrides the default tolerance of1.0E-6π―-Floor valueβ Overrides the default floor tolerance of0.0π§-supersetβ Allowresult_dirto have more variables thangold_dir π (yes,thangold_dir, one word, no space, we are NOT fixing it, that's the original and it's staying)-f cmd_fileβ Read exodiff command file π-onestepβ Each directory is one time step π£
and then β and I need you to sit down for this β the page says THE EXACT SAME THING AGAIN:
usage: vtkdiff [options] gold_dir result_dir options:
-tolerance valueβ Overrides the default tolerance of1.0E-6π―-Floor valueβ Overrides the default floor tolerance of0.0π§-supersetβ Allowresult_dirto have more variables thangold_dir π-f cmd_fileβ Read exodiff command file π-onestepβ Each directory is one time step π£
same five options, same wording, twice. repetition is a love language apparently. π
heads up bestie: that's genuinely the whole page. noOPTIONSsection of its own, noEXAMPLES, noSEE ALSO, noEXIT STATUS, nothing. everything the page has to say, it says inDESCRIPTION, and it says half of it twice. π
π that's the whole thing π
and then the page just... ends, mid-thought, like a text you forgot to finish. the very last scrap of it is this little cliffhanger:
missing required argument <resu...
and the footer underneath it is dated July 2025, with the manual name MISSING(1) stamped on both sides like a little frame. π«Ά
so yeah β that's missing, aka vtkdiff, aka the most mysterious girl at the function. she doesn't explain herself, she just prints usage twice and dips. slay, I guess. β¨ππ¦
π¦ where this page comes from
- fedora 43: sandia-omega-h 9.34.13-10.fc43 Β· BSD-2-Clause AND BSL-1.0 AND LicenseRef-Fedora-Public-Domain AND MIT AND BSD-3-Clause
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms