VDE_AUTOLINK(1)

okay bestie, gather round πŸ’– this is the manual page for vde_autolink β€” the lil tool that automatically creates and maintains vde connections. yes, automatically. yes, it maintains them. it's giving set-it-and-forget-it energy and we are obsessed 🫢


🌸 NAME 🌸

vde_autolink β€” automatically create and maintain vde connections


πŸ’… DESCRIPTION πŸ’…

so like, here's everything it takes. read it slow, no skimming bestie, there's a [*] situation later and it matters πŸ‘‘

  • -h, --help β€” displays this help. the "hello what do u do" button, iconic
  • -f, --rcfile β€” configuration file. this one overrides /etc/vde_autolink.rc and ~/.vde_autolinkrc, so if ur config isn't doing what u want… it's probably this one winning the argument 😭
  • -d, --daemon β€” daemonizes vde_autolink once it's run. bye girl, you're on ur own now ✈️
  • -p, --pidfile PIDFILE β€” writes the pid of the daemon to PIDFILE
  • -M, --mgmt SOCK β€” path of the management UNIX socket
  • --mgmtmode MODE β€” management UNIX socket access mode (octal)
  • -s, --sock β€” [*] attach to this vde_switch socket
  • -S, --switchmgmt β€” [*] attach to this vde_switch management socket

and the key to the whole thing:

[*] == Required option! 🚨 like, actually required. not a suggestion. not a vibe. required. periodt.

🫠 the part where the page repeats itself

not me noticing the manpage says all of that AGAIN πŸ’€ it's literally duplicated below, word for word, and honestly? slay, consistency. we're keeping it exactly as it came, because the facts do not change just because the page is a little extra πŸ™ˆ here it is, verbatim:

[*] == Required option!  -h, --help                 Display this
help -f, --rcfile               Configuration file (overrides
/etc/vde_autolink.rc and ~/.vde_autolinkrc) -d, --daemon
Daemonize vde_autolink once run -p, --pidfile PIDFILE      Write
pid of daemon to PIDFILE -M, --mgmt SOCK            Path of the
management UNIX socket
  • --mgmtmode MODE β€” management UNIX socket access mode (octal)
  • -s, --sock β€” [*] attach to this vde_switch socket
  • -S, --switchmgmt β€” [*] attach to this vde_switch management socket
[*] == Required option! (yes again, she said it twice, she means it twice πŸ’€)

πŸŽ€ NOTICE πŸŽ€

okay important PSA bestie, do NOT get it twisted:

Virtual Distributed Ethernet is not related in any way with www.vde.com ("Verband der Elektrotechnik, Elektronik und Informationstechnik" i.e. the German "Association for Electrical, Electronic & Information Technologies").

same four letters, completely different girls. the vibe check said ❌ not the same. iykyk 🌈


πŸ¦‹ SEE ALSO πŸ¦‹


πŸ‘‘ AUTHORS πŸ‘‘

VDE is a project by Renzo Davoli <renzo@cs.unibo.it>.

vde_autolink is a VDE component by Luca Bigliardi.


and that's the whole page bestie, u ate it, ur basically a vde_autolink main character now ⭐ this lil treasure is vde_autolink 2.2.0-pre1, dated November 2007 β€” vintage, honestly. now go attach to a socket. required option. no cap. πŸ’–βœ¨πŸŽ€