UPTIME(1)

πŸ“¦ version 0.12.0, in arch rolling

πŸ’– UPTIME(1) πŸ’–

okay so bestie, welcome to the General Commands Manual entry for uptime 🫢 this is a Gen Z–approved walkthrough of the uptime page, and yes we're keeping every single detail because that's just how we roll ✨


✨ NAME ✨

uptime β€” the lil command that shows you the current time πŸ•, how long the system has been up 🌱, how many users are on the system πŸ‘₯, and the average number of jobs in the run queue over the last 1, 5 and 15 minutes πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ’¨

It's giving "system status check but make it cute" πŸ’…


🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

uptime [OPTION]...

that's it, that's the whole vibe πŸŽ€


πŸ¦‹ DESCRIPTION πŸ¦‹

So like, uptime displays the current time ⏰, the length of time the system has been up 🌈, the number of users on the system πŸ‘‘, and the average number of jobs in the run queue over the last 1, 5 and 15 minutes πŸ”₯

literally the same energy as the NAME section because that's just what it does, no cap πŸ’€ four little stats, one iconic line of output, periodt ✨


πŸ’… OPTIONS πŸ’…

  • -s, --since β€” shows you when the system has been up since πŸ•°οΈ like, the actual starting moment, iykyk
  • -p, --pretty β€” shows uptime in pretty format πŸŽ€ so it's all nice and readable instead of raw numbers, obsessed
  • -h, --help β€” Print help πŸ†˜ your little rescue button when you forget how things work (me fr)
  • -V, --version β€” Print version 🏷️ for when you gotta know exactly what you're running
  • [path] β€” file to search boot time from πŸ“‚ yes babe, you can point it at a path and it'll go digging for the boot time there 🧚
ngl bestie, that [path] one is lowkey the main character of this options list β€” it's not a flag, it's a whole positional vibe 🌟

πŸ‘‘ VERSION πŸ‘‘

v(uutils coreutils) 0.12.0

that's the version, screenshot it, frame it, put it on the fridge πŸ§ŠπŸ’œ


and that's the whole page!! you ate that, bestie πŸ“ this was UPTIME(1) from the General Commands Manual, version v(uutils coreutils) 0.12.0, dated 2026-09-17 πŸ’– go check your uptime, slay, and remember: your uptime is valid and so are you πŸŒˆβœ¨πŸŽ€

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