UPTIME(1)
π UPTIME(1) π
okay so bestie, welcome to the General Commands Manual entry for uptime π«Ά this is a Gen Zβapproved walkthrough of the uptime page, and yes we're keeping every single detail because that's just how we roll β¨
β¨ NAME β¨
uptime β the lil command that shows you the current time π, how long the system has been up π±, how many users are on the system π₯, and the average number of jobs in the run queue over the last 1, 5 and 15 minutes πββοΈπ¨
It's giving "system status check but make it cute" π
πΈ SYNOPSIS πΈ
uptime [OPTION]...
that's it, that's the whole vibe π
π¦ DESCRIPTION π¦
So like, uptime displays the current time β°, the length of time the system has been up π, the number of users on the system π, and the average number of jobs in the run queue over the last 1, 5 and 15 minutes π₯
literally the same energy as the NAME section because that's just what it does, no cap π four little stats, one iconic line of output, periodt β¨
π OPTIONS π
-s,--sinceβ shows you when the system has been up since π°οΈ like, the actual starting moment, iykyk-p,--prettyβ shows uptime in pretty format π so it's all nice and readable instead of raw numbers, obsessed-h,--helpβ Print help π your little rescue button when you forget how things work (me fr)-V,--versionβ Print version π·οΈ for when you gotta know exactly what you're running[path]β file to search boot time from π yes babe, you can point it at a path and it'll go digging for the boot time there π§
ngl bestie, that [path] one is lowkey the main character of this options list β it's not a flag, it's a whole positional vibe π
π VERSION π
v(uutils coreutils) 0.12.0
that's the version, screenshot it, frame it, put it on the fridge π§π
and that's the whole page!! you ate that, bestie π this was UPTIME(1) from the General Commands Manual, version v(uutils coreutils) 0.12.0, dated 2026-09-17 π go check your uptime, slay, and remember: your uptime is valid and so are you πβ¨π
π¦ where this page comes from
- arch rolling: uutils-coreutils 0.12.0-1 Β· MIT
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