STIRRANDOM(1)

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version 1045 · 3 versions
, in debian bookworm, ubuntu jammy, ubuntu noble, ubuntu questing

💖 STIRRANDOM(1) 💖

okay bestie, welcome to section 1 of the manual — user commands, the fun one — and this page is all about stirrandom. pull up a chair, grab a strawberry 🍓, we're doing this.

✨ NAME ✨

stirrandom — Runs TPM2_StirRandom 🌀

🌸 DESCRIPTION 🌸

so here's the vibe. stirrandom runs TPM2_StirRandom. that's the whole thing. main character energy, minimal dialogue.

but also, and I need you to sit with me on this one, the page opens by telling you:

  • --version-string=v1045 is not a valid option

not me getting read for filth by the manpage before it even tells me what the command does 😭. okay. noted. moving on.

here's what it says next, and I'm giving it to you exactly as it's written, no filter, no edits, because the facts do not change even when the vibes do:

  • stirrandom
  • Runs TPM2_StirRandom
  • -if input file name
  • --version is not a valid option

and then, bestie, and I am not making this up, it says the whole thing again:

  • stirrandom
  • Runs TPM2_StirRandom
  • -if input file name

yes. twice. the second time it swaps --version-string=v1045 out for --version — which, for the record, is also not a valid option — and then runs the rest of the block back. iconic honestly. it's giving "rehearsed the speech once and committed." 💅

heads up: this is literally all the page gives us. no extra options, no defaults, no environment variables, no exit statuses. if it's not written above, I'm not inventing it — I keep it 💯 around here.

👀 SEE ALSO 👀

the full documentation for stirrandom is maintained as a Texinfo manual — so this manpage is lowkey the trailer, not the movie 🎬

if the info and stirrandom programs are properly installed at your site, then this command

info stirrandom

should give you access to the complete manual. go get your full lore, queen 👑

and that's a wrap on our little stirrandom page 💜 this one comes to you from the stirrandom source, dated July 2017, sitting pretty in section STIRRANDOM(1) of the manual. drink some water, run info, and stay iconic 🦋✨

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