SIMKACOUNTPROCESS(1)

✨ NAME ✨

simkaCountProcess — a comparative metagenomics method dedicated to NGS datasets 🧬💖 (this is the simkaCountProcess page from the User Commands manual, section 1, iykyk)

🫶 DESCRIPTION 🫶

okay bestie, sit down, because this is genuinely the whole description. no cap. it's five identical lines of nohup being mad, and that's it:

nohup: invalid option -- 'h' Try 'nohup --help' for more information.
nohup: invalid option -- 'h' Try 'nohup --help' for more information.
nohup: invalid option -- 'h' Try 'nohup --help' for more information.
nohup: invalid option -- 'h' Try 'nohup --help' for more information.
nohup: invalid option -- 'h' Try 'nohup --help' for more information.

that's the vibe. five lines. all of them the same. I am not gatekeeping anything from you, this is literally everything the DESCRIPTION section contains 🙈

not me checking this page three times like "surely there's more" 💀 — there is no synopsis here, no options list, no flags, no arguments, no examples, no exit statuses, no environment variables, nothing. if it's not up there in that little code block, it's not on the page. periodt.

💅 AUTHOR 💅

This manpage was written by Shayan Doust for the Debian distribution and can be used for any other usage of the program. 🫶

and that's the whole thing, bestie — simkaCountProcess 1.5.1, September 2019. slay, go read a manpage with actual options in it 💜🌸