SALMON_SWIM(1)

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version 1.10.3 Β· 5 versions
, in ubuntu resolute, ubuntu stonking

🐟 SALMON_SWIM(1) 🐟

okay so bestie, you just opened salmon_swim(1) and honestly? it's a whole vibe. this page lives in the User Commands corner of the manual, and the entire thing is just a NAME and a DESCRIPTION. that's it. no options, no exit statuses, no drama, no SEE ALSO. we love a low-maintenance icon πŸ’…


πŸŽ€ NAME πŸŽ€

salmon_swim β€” highly-accurate, transcript-level quantification estimates from RNA-seq data ✨


πŸ¦‹ DESCRIPTION πŸ¦‹

right, so the description opens with some ASCII art. and listen β€” it is exactly what it is, i'm not gonna tidy it up, i'm not gonna "fix" the spacing, because the rule in this house is that the art stays how the art is. here it is, verbatim, blank lines and all:

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and that's… genuinely it. that's the whole description. no flags, no examples, no extra paragraphs hiding down there. it's giving minimalist queen, and i respect it 😌


okay and that's literally the entire page, bestie 🫢 it comes signed off with salmon --no-version-check swi..., dated February 2026, and filed under SALMON_SWIM(1). short, sweet, iconic. periodt πŸ’…βœ¨

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