randverse(1L)

💖 randverse(1L) — the manual page for randverse 💖

okay so bestie, you opened randverse(1L) and it's literally the tiniest scripture-randomizer in the group chat. Let's get into it, no cap. 🦋✨

✨ NAME ✨

• randverse — displays a randomly selected verse from scripture 💫📖

🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

randverse

That's it. No flags, no args, no drama. Just run it and let the Bible verse choose you. 💅

💖 DESCRIPTION 💖

randverse displays a verse selected at random from the King James Bible. It's giving holy roulette, lowkey iconic. 👑✨

⚠️ Note: you will run into trouble if you have dialin users whose scripts call pppd and you put the verse call into /etc/profile. The output might confuse the ppp programs. So maybe don't do that, bestie. 😭💀

😭 BUGS 😭

• Randverse does not inspect the context. If a verse comes in the middle of a sentence, the surrounding verses are not shown, even if they are necessary to the sense.

Not me finding out it just yanks one verse and dips without checking the vibe of the sentence around it. 🙈

👀 SEE ALSO 👀

• verse(1)
• bible(1)

👑 AUTHOR 👑

• Oliver ELphick <Oliver.Elphick@lfix.co.uk>

sign-off: this page is filed under DEBIAN, tagged Random Bible Verse, and lives in the manual slot randverse(1L) — and the footer doesn't give a date, so we're timeless, periodt. 💅✨🌈