UNRECOGNISED(1)
π UNRECOGNISED(1) β User Commands π
okay so bestie, welcome to UNRECOGNISED, which is a whole User Commands situation, and honestly? it ate. it's the manual page for a little tool that converts ODF spreadsheets. yes the page is called UNRECOGNISED and the command inside is called orcus-ods β we don't ask questions, we just vibe. π
β¨ NAME β¨
unrecognised β convert an ODF spreadsheet. that's it, that's the whole identity. π¦
πΈ SYNOPSIS πΈ
orcus-ods [options] FILE
like, you give it a FILE, you give it some options if you're feeling fancy, and it does the thing. periodt. π
π DESCRIPTION π
the FILE must specify a path to an existing file. that's the one rule. if the file isn't there, bestie, it's not gonna manifest it for you. π
π OPTIONS π
okay this is the part where the original page just... lists everything, and then lists everything again, which is highkey iconic of it. so here's round one, no skips, every single flag. π₯
-h,--helpβ prints this help. the classic. the moment you type it, it's giving "I'm lost but politely."-d,--debugβ turns on debug mode, and you can optionally specify a debug level so it generates run-time debug outputs. yes, optional arg, yes, go off.-r,--recalcβ re-calculates all formula cells after the documetn is loaded. (that spelling is their spelling, not mine β we preserve the lore, fr fr.)-e,--error-policyarg (=fail) β tells it what to do when the loader fails to parse the first formula cell. you get two choices and only two:failβ abort immediately, orskipβ skip the offending cells and just keep going. default isfail, so by default it is not the chill one. π--dump-checkβ dumps the content to stdout in a special format used for content verification in automated tests. test-girlie behaviour, love that for it.-o,--outputarg β the output directory path, or the output file when the--dump-checkoption is used. one arg, two moods.-f,--output-formatarg β picks the output format. here's the whole roster, every single one, no gatekeeping:checkβ flat format that fully encodes document content. suitable for automated testing.csvβ CSV format.debug-stateβ this format dumps the internal state of the document in detail, useful for debugging.flatβ flat text format that displays document content in grid.htmlβ HTML format.jsonβ JSON format.noneβ no output to be generated. maybe useful during development.xmlβ this format is currently unsupported.yamlβ this format is currently unsupported.
heads up bestie:xmlandyamlare unsupported. that's not me being dramatic, that's literally the page. don't come for me. π
--row-sizearg β specifies the number of maximum rows in each sheet.
π OPTIONS, AGAIN (the remix) π
not me having to do this twice β the original page genuinely prints the entire option block a second time, so we're doing the encore. every detail, same as above, because skipping it would be a crime against the source material. π
-h,--helpβ print this help.-d,--debugβ turn on a debug mode and optionally specify a debug level in order to generate run-time debug outputs.-r,--recalcβ re-calculate all formula cells after the documetn is loaded.-e,--error-policyarg (=fail) β whether to abort immediately when the loader fails to parse the first formula cell (fail), or skip the offending cells and continue (skip).--dump-checkβ dump the content to stdout in a special format used for content verification in automated tests.-o,--outputarg β output directory path, or output file when--dump-checkoption is used.-f,--output-formatarg β specify the output format. supported format types:checkβ flat format that fully encodes document content. suitable for automated testing.csvβ CSV format.debug-stateβ dumps the internal state of the document in detail, useful for debugging.flatβ flat text format that displays document content in grid.htmlβ HTML format.jsonβ JSON format.noneβ no output to be generated. maybe useful during development.xmlβ this format is currently unsupported.yamlβ this format is currently unsupported.
--row-sizearg β specify the number of maximum rows in each sheet.
π«Ά THE SEND-OFF π«Ά
and that's the whole page, bestie β no SEE ALSO, no AUTHORS section, no bug notes, it just ends. this absolute queen of a manual page is liborcus 0.21.0, dated January 2026, and it's filed under UNRECOGNISED(1) in User Commands. go convert some spreadsheets. slay. πβ¨π¦
π¦ where this page comes from
- fedora 44: liborcus-tools 0.21.0-5.fc44 Β· MPL-2.0
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms