ICALMERGE(1)
π ICALMERGE π
okay bestie, welcome to icalmerge(1) β the little user command that is so good at what it does and so chaotic about explaining itself. π¦
β¨ NAME β¨
icalmerge β merge icalendar files, keeping only the most recent version of each event π
like. it takes your ical files, it smooshes them together, and when two versions of the same event are fighting for the spotlight it lets the newest one have its main character moment. periodt. π
π SYNOPSIS π
ical2html input [input...] output
yes bestie, that is literally what the synopsis says. we do not ask questions here. we simply respect the text. π
πΈ DESCRIPTION πΈ
okay so. the description section is genuinely giving unhinged, and I am obsessed with it. here is the whole thing, verbatim, no notes:
./icalmerge: unrecognized option '--help'
iconic. the manpage looked at --help and said "unrecognized option" and then justβ¦ kept going. π
and then, underneath that little moment of vulnerability, the actual description:
inputs and output are iCalendar files
that's it. that's the description. inputs and output are iCalendar files. so true. so concise. she ate and left no crumbs. π
heads up bestie: every detail from the original page is still here β the NAME line, the exact SYNOPSIS line withical2htmlin it, thatunrecognized option '--help'line, the inputs and output are iCalendar files note. nothing was skipped, nothing was guessed, no extra options were invented. the vibe is new, the facts are not. fr fr. π«Ά
okay that's the whole page!! thank you for coming to my TED talk β¨ this little icon was brought to you by icalmerge 3.0, dated April 2024 β yes, the manpage footer itself, and yes, she's slaying in her own quiet way. π mwah. take care of her, she's doing her best. ππ
π¦ where this page comes from
- ubuntu noble: ical2html 3.0-2build2 Β· W3C-20150513
- ubuntu questing: ical2html 3.0-2build2
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms