HOT-BABE(1)
π HOT-BABE(1) β the manual, but make it make sense π
General Commands Manual Β· hot-babe
okay bestie, sit down, hydrate, and let me tell you about a little program called hot-babe. it's a tiny graphical utility that shows you what your system is doing in a... very special way. no cap. let's get into it. π
β¨ NAME β¨
hot-babe β it's a small graphical utility that displays the system activity in a very special way. π
π¦ SYNOPSIS π¦
hot-babe [options]
πΈ DESCRIPTION πΈ
This manual page documents briefly the hot-babe command. And when I say briefly, I mean it β but I'm gonna give you the whole vibe anyway, because you deserve it. π
hot-babe is a small graphical utility which displays the system activity in a very special way. Here's the tea: when the CPU is idle, it displays a dressed girl. And when the activity goes up β as the temperature increases β the girl begins to undress, and she finishes totally naked when the system activity reaches 100%. π³
Of course, if you can be shocked by nudity, don't use it! like genuinely, fr fr, this one is not for everyone and that's okay.
π OPTIONS π
As for now, hot-babe supports a few command-line options. Not a ton, but they all eat:
-h,--helpβ display a small help message and exit. short, sweet, iconic.-t,--thresholdn β ensure that only the first picture (totally dressed girl) as long as the system activity is below n%. keeps things modest, we love a boundary. π«Ά-d,--delayn β update the display every n milliseconds. faster = more chaotic, slower = chill.-i,--incrementalβ ponder every sample with time. the result is a somewhat smoother animation, and the cpu has to be 100% for a long time before the girl will be totally naked, and the cpu has to be at 0% for a long time for the girl to dress totally. slow burn energy, honestly. π₯-N,--noNiceβ Don't consider reniced processes. This is usefull if you useseti@homeordistributed.net, which always eat almost all the CPU. (yes, that typo is in the original, I'm keeping it, it's part of the lore.) π-n,--nicen β Put thehot-babeprocess in nice n.--dirβ Directory. give the directory wherehot-babemust load the pictures. πΌοΈ--geometryβ Use the specified geometry (only position is supported{+|-}x{+|x}y).-v,--versionβ Show version and exit. the classic.
π FILES π
share/hot-babe/./hot-babe/β Default directory of hot-babes pictures. It can be either absolute path, relative, relative toshare/hot-babe/directory or relative to~/.hot-babe/directory. It contains the themes that can be used. so many options, so much freedom. π
Note: Each pictures subdirectory must contain a file nameddescrwhich gives some info to thehot-babeprocess. The first line gives the number of pictures to use, and then the name of the pictures, one per line. don't skip this part bestie, it's literally load-bearing. π
Here is an example:
5
hb01_4.png
hb01_3.png
hb01_2.png
hb01_1.png
hb01_0.png
~/.hot-babe/configβ User configuration file. Put any possible long option. Empty lines and whatever after a#are ignored. comment out your secrets, live your truth. π
Here is an example:
#threshold 30
incremental
#noNice
#nice 5
#delay 100
#dir hb01
#geometry +0-0
π AUTHOR π
This page has been updated by Cyprien <cyprien33@laposte.net> β thank you for your service, icon. π«‘
and that's the whole page, bestie!! β¨ this one came from the General Commands Manual, dated December 4, 2004, and it's HOT-BABE(1) β so if you ever need to find it again, that's the name, no cap. go forth, monitor your CPU, and slay. πππ¦πΈπ
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π¦ where this page comes from
- fedora 43: hot-tux 0.3.1-22.fc43 Β· ClArtistic
- fedora 44: hot-tux 0.3.1-23.fc44 Β· ClArtistic
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms