HOT-BABE(1)

πŸ“¦ version 0.3.1, in fedora 43, fedora 44

πŸ’– HOT-BABE(1) β€” the manual, but make it make sense πŸ’–

General Commands Manual Β· hot-babe

okay bestie, sit down, hydrate, and let me tell you about a little program called hot-babe. it's a tiny graphical utility that shows you what your system is doing in a... very special way. no cap. let's get into it. πŸŽ€


✨ NAME ✨

hot-babe β€” it's a small graphical utility that displays the system activity in a very special way. πŸ‘‘


πŸ¦‹ SYNOPSIS πŸ¦‹

hot-babe [options]

🌸 DESCRIPTION 🌸

This manual page documents briefly the hot-babe command. And when I say briefly, I mean it β€” but I'm gonna give you the whole vibe anyway, because you deserve it. πŸ’…

hot-babe is a small graphical utility which displays the system activity in a very special way. Here's the tea: when the CPU is idle, it displays a dressed girl. And when the activity goes up β€” as the temperature increases β€” the girl begins to undress, and she finishes totally naked when the system activity reaches 100%. 😳

Of course, if you can be shocked by nudity, don't use it! like genuinely, fr fr, this one is not for everyone and that's okay.


πŸ’… OPTIONS πŸ’…

As for now, hot-babe supports a few command-line options. Not a ton, but they all eat:

  • -h, --help β€” display a small help message and exit. short, sweet, iconic.
  • -t, --threshold n β€” ensure that only the first picture (totally dressed girl) as long as the system activity is below n%. keeps things modest, we love a boundary. 🫢
  • -d, --delay n β€” update the display every n milliseconds. faster = more chaotic, slower = chill.
  • -i, --incremental β€” ponder every sample with time. the result is a somewhat smoother animation, and the cpu has to be 100% for a long time before the girl will be totally naked, and the cpu has to be at 0% for a long time for the girl to dress totally. slow burn energy, honestly. πŸ”₯
  • -N, --noNice β€” Don't consider reniced processes. This is usefull if you use seti@home or distributed.net, which always eat almost all the CPU. (yes, that typo is in the original, I'm keeping it, it's part of the lore.) πŸ’€
  • -n, --nice n β€” Put the hot-babe process in nice n.
  • --dir β€” Directory. give the directory where hot-babe must load the pictures. πŸ–ΌοΈ
  • --geometry β€” Use the specified geometry (only position is supported {+|-}x{+|x}y).
  • -v, --version β€” Show version and exit. the classic.

πŸŽ€ FILES πŸŽ€

  • share/hot-babe/ ./hot-babe/ β€” Default directory of hot-babes pictures. It can be either absolute path, relative, relative to share/hot-babe/ directory or relative to ~/.hot-babe/ directory. It contains the themes that can be used. so many options, so much freedom. 🌈
Note: Each pictures subdirectory must contain a file named descr which gives some info to the hot-babe process. The first line gives the number of pictures to use, and then the name of the pictures, one per line. don't skip this part bestie, it's literally load-bearing. 😭

Here is an example:

5
hb01_4.png
hb01_3.png
hb01_2.png
hb01_1.png
hb01_0.png
  • ~/.hot-babe/config β€” User configuration file. Put any possible long option. Empty lines and whatever after a # are ignored. comment out your secrets, live your truth. πŸ™ˆ

Here is an example:

#threshold 30
incremental
#noNice
#nice 5
#delay 100
#dir hb01
#geometry +0-0

πŸ‘‘ AUTHOR πŸ‘‘

This page has been updated by Cyprien <cyprien33@laposte.net> β€” thank you for your service, icon. 🫑


and that's the whole page, bestie!! ✨ this one came from the General Commands Manual, dated December 4, 2004, and it's HOT-BABE(1) β€” so if you ever need to find it again, that's the name, no cap. go forth, monitor your CPU, and slay. πŸ’–πŸŽ€πŸ¦‹πŸŒΈπŸ’…πŸ«Ά

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