GTF2STARCH(1)

👑 GTF2STARCH 👑

okay bestie, welcome to the manual page for gtf2starch — she's a User Command, she lives in section 1 of your manual, and the version we're vibing with rn is 2.4.42+dfsg. pull up a chair, this one is short but it's real. 🫶

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✨ NAME ✨

gtf2starch — the manual page for gtf2starch 2.4.42+dfsg. that's it, that's the name section. she said "here's who I am, no notes." 💅

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🌸 DESCRIPTION 🌸

okay so. this is the part where I have to be honest with you and it's a little tragic. 😭

the entire description, verbatim, is this:

./gtf2starch: line 44: convert2bed: command not found

that's it. that's the whole description. not me getting a shell error in the DESCRIPTION section 💀

so what's actually happening here: when you run ./gtf2starch, at line 44 of the script, it tries to call a command called convert2bed, and that command is not found on your system. like, it went looking for its little friend and its little friend simply was not there. the vibe check failed. 🙈

ngl bestie, this is not documentation, this is a cry for help. the manpage generator just... captured the error and ran with it. iconic in a cursed way. ✨

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🔍 SEE ALSO 🔍

the full documentation for gtf2starch is maintained as a Texinfo manual — yes, Texinfo, we love a retro queen. 👑

if the info and gtf2starch programs are properly installed at your site, then this command:

info gtf2starch

should give you access to the complete manual. so like, if info is installed and gtf2starch is installed, you get the real lore. if not... well. you're reading this instead, and honestly? we're making it work. 🌈

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gtf2starch 2.4.42+dfsg — dated August 2025 — that's the source and the version and the date, all wrapped up in a bow 🎀 and that's the whole page bestie. short, sweet, and lowkey broken. slay anyway. 💖✨🦋