--VERSION(1)

πŸ’– --VERSION(1) πŸ’–

okay bestie so this one is from the User Commands manual, section 1, and I'm gonna be so real with you: she is not doing well. like at all. every single thing on this page failed. we're gonna get through it together though 🫢


🌸 NAME 🌸

--version - manual page for --version ... FAILED

ngl bestie. it tried. it really did. and then it FAILED. that's the whole NAME section. that's the vibe. πŸ’€

✨ DESCRIPTION ✨

--help ... FAILED

and the DESCRIPTION?? also just FAILED. so like. there's no description. there's no help. there's just this. we are holding hands in the void rn 😭

no cap, that's genuinely the entire manpage β€” two sections, two failures, zero elaboration. she's giving minimalist. she's giving mysterious. she's giving iconic in a deeply concerning way. βœ¨πŸ’…


okay and for the cute sign-off: this absolute masterpiece of a page comes to you from --version ... FAILED, and it's dated October 2026, so mark your calendars because that's when the failure happened, bestie. πŸŽ€ mwah. πŸ¦‹πŸ’–

πŸ“¦ where this page comes from