check-mc-nrpe(1)

💖 NAME 💖

check-mc-nrpe — a Nagios check for the mcollective nrpe agents, bestie. that's it, that's the whole job 🫶

✨ SYNOPSIS ✨

check-mc-nrpe [-options]

🌸 DESCRIPTION 🌸

okay so check-mc-nrpe is the Nagios check for the mcollective nrpe agents. no cap, that's literally what it does 💅

the vibe is:

Usage: check-mc-nrpe [options]

and here's the full menu of what you can throw at it 👑

🎀 the basics

• --np, --no-progress — do not show the progress bar. we're keeping it lowkey ✨
• -1, --one — send the request to only one of the discovered nodes. just the one. the chosen one, fr fr 👑
• --limit-nodes, --ln [COUNT] — send the request to only a subset of nodes, and yes it can be a percentage. not all of them, just a lil slice 🍓

💜 Common Options

• -T, --target COLLECTIVE — target messages to a specific sub collective. aim it where you want it 🎯
• -c, --config FILE — load configuration from FILE instead of the default one 📂
• --dt, --discovery-timeout SECONDS — the timeout for doing discovery. give it SECONDS to figure out who's out there 🕵️
• -t, --timeout SECONDS — the timeout for calling remote agents. SECONDS of patience, then we move on 😤
• -q, --quiet — do not be verbose. shhh 🤫
• -v, --verbose — be verbose. tell me everything 🗣️
• -h, --help — display this screen. the classic bestie move 🫶

🦋 Host Filters

• -W, --with FILTER — a combined classes and facts filter. two birds, one FILTER 🐦
• -F, --wf, --with-fact fact=val — match hosts that have a certain fact. fact equals val, periodt ✨
• -C, --wc, --with-class CLASS — match hosts with a certain config management class 🎓
• -A, --wa, --with-agent AGENT — match hosts with a certain agent 🤖
• -I, --wi, --with-identity IDENT — match hosts with a certain configured identity. know who you're talking to 🪪

💜 AUTHOR 💜

this manpage was written by Juan L. Negron <juan@ubuntu.com> for Ubuntu systems (but may be used by others, we don't gatekeep 💅). permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this document and the utility under the terms of the GNU General Public License, Version 3 published by the Free Software Foundation. iconic behavior honestly 👑

the complete text of the GNU General Public License can be found in /usr/share/common-licenses/GPL on Debian/Ubuntu systems, or in /usr/share/doc/fedora-release-*/GPL on Fedora systems, or on the web at http://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl.txt 📜

okay that's the whole page bestie, go check some nrpe agents 💖

this has been check-mc-nrpe, dated 21 June 2011 — stay slay, stay monitored 🌸✨