CAPPUCCINO(1)

🎀 NAME 🎀

cappuccino — a small utility to let your boss think that you're working hard. 💅✨

🫶 SYNOPSIS 🫶

cappuccino

That's it bestie. No flags, no args, no nothing. You just run it. Iconic behaviour honestly. 🎀

☕ DESCRIPTION ☕

So cappuccino is a tool you can use to let your boss think that you're working hard and harder 🌈, while you're lowkey doing several different stuff instead, like:

• taking a cappuccino ☕
• reading Mickey Mouse comics 🐭
• listening to music 🎧
• and so on ✨

It's giving main character who is technically employed. The way that this little program just... holds the vibe for you while you live your life? Obsessed. 👑

WARNING this software is just for humor use, I'M NOT INVITING YOU TO AVOID YOUR DUTIES. I'LL BE NO RESPONSIBLE FOR WORKERS WHO DOESN'T WANT TO WORK ANYMORE. 💀

Not me being legally obligated to relay that in all caps fr fr. It's literally in the original, so it's literally in mine. No cap. 🙈

👑 COPYRIGHT 👑

Copyright © 2000-2006 Christopher R. Gabriel <cgabriel@cgabriel.org>

Okay bestie, here comes the legalese, and I'm keeping it verbatim because that's the whole point of a license, you do NOT paraphrase those:

Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software and its documentation for any purpose and without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above copyright notice appear in all copies and that both that copyright notice and this permission notice appear in supporting documentation.

Translation for the girlies: go off, use it, copy it, remix it, charge nothing for it 💜 — just don't strip the copyright notice and don't strip the permission notice out of the docs. That's the whole deal. Periodt. 🦋

Okay that's the whole page, my love 🌸 — this is cappuccino, version 0.5.1, and the page itself is dated 1 November 2006 (yes she's vintage, she's a classic, she's an heirloom 🎀). Go sip something warm and let the boss believe whatever the boss wants to believe. 💖✨